Schwassy Boi

A Schwassy Boi is someone who has thiccc legs like tree trunks and loves to run 3km in combat boots. He has best haircut and all the ladies love him because he is the best at ball game. He also loves the Vietnam war.

Girl: Look at that Schwassy Boi playing ball game
Other girl: Oh my goodness look at his legs

by Slopper101 August 17, 2020

Schwastedski

when you and the boys surpass unholy levels of being plastered

Alex: Prat how u feeling after killing that handle?
Prat: Boys, I’m absolutely mad schwastedski

by plasterino March 22, 2023

Schwasted

To be shit face wasted off your ass.

Man that bitch was schwasted.
She be actin a funky mess when she schwasted

by Zizzle and Karlizzle July 11, 2007

Schwasted

Shit Face Wasted

Man that girl is Schwasted!

by DamaLicious October 18, 2009

Schwasted

1. Describes the experience of getting drunk, swasted or shwasted from a malt liquor such as schlitz.

2. Describes when a person with the letter combination "sch" appearing in their name is drunk, or more preferably, swasted or shwasted.

3. A longer, more pronounced way of saying swasted or shwasted by adding the letter c.

Amy: Did you drink all my schlitz!?
Jason: No, that was Joey, and he got schwasted!

Dustin: Did you ever see Schneider at the party last night?
Brandon: Yea, he was passed out schwasted!!! *tags pic* #schneiderschwasted?

Rob: I think I got kinda swasted at the bar.
Pete: Nah man, you got schwasted!!

by sKreeTs April 19, 2015

schwasted

incoherently intoxicated to the point where you actually think its cool to say schwasted.

whenever I win over 15 games in beer pong I get realy schwasted.

by brian ggggggeiger January 10, 2009

schwasted

The state of being inebriated, somewhere between 'shitfaced' and 'wasted'. Usually used in the first person, as someone who is sober would be able to make a choice between the two.

I'm so (hiccup) schwasted right now!

by skema318 January 21, 2011