Schumann Dozen

Any number, real or imaginary, other than 12.

I've been working here for 35 years, I'm just shy of a Schumann dozen.

Math is easy, just round to the nearest Schumann dozen.

If you just play the market, you'll be looking at dividends close to a Schumann dozen in no time.

Question: What the term limit of a dictator?
Answer: A Schumann dozen.

You're never wrong as long as you count by a Schumann dozen.

The real golden ratio is a Schumann dozen.

by Giant's fan 1989 May 29, 2019

tiger schulmann's

A joke to martial arts in which none should participate due to their total lack of knowledge pertaining to anything karate. If one was to stumble upon a class by accident, it is vital that they forgot everything said there, and if need be take a real leason in fighting.

Hey Joe, your my freind and I will help you with my advice, never go to tiger schulmann's, they have black belts who have not even reached double digit age. What does that tell you?

by Zach da Lack August 25, 2006

Kyan Schumann

Kyan schumann is a hansom man with a big dick who always get the ladies, he has loads of friends and is quite a ladies man , everyone wants to be friends with him. Kyan Schumann always gets staight A's. He is really good at gaming like Rainbow six siege or even Fortnite.

Wow what a guy he must be a kyan schumann.

by Crazyeopard66 September 30, 2018

Schulman

Extremely tiny penis.

I couldn't feel it when he stuck the schulman in.

by Justin Schulman May 16, 2009

Schurmann

of German origin, etymology insists from the greek "Ser" and "Mach" meaning shoe maker. In the German language, schur mann means "villainous man" However, this is not the case. Any Schurmann you meet will be shady looking, yet has a sensitive side, with a few topics that should never be discussed unless you wanna get punched directly in the throat. He'll be short-ish, with a third leg for a dick. Usually has colored eyes, thanks to that cunt Hitler, it's highly unlikely any German will have brown eyes. Has a nice sense of humor, and gets about every joke. Can be a dick head when he wants to be, knows how to get the ladies, due to that silver tongue he was born with, and he knows how to use it to his advantage, (manipulation). Doesn't like to fight, but will kick you right in the teeth, which will shoot down through your intestines to your urethra and shoot out like solid semen.

Guy 1: "Dude, I saw my girl talking to Schurmann"
Guy 2: "He fucked her."

Girl 1: "So I saw you talking to Schurmann earlier...?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I fucked him."

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by JaySea July 23, 2012

Schürmann

A Family full of Pyromaniac's.

There are Schürmann's nearby!

by likeasteven July 15, 2021

Schumann Slope

When you get on your bosses bad side and everything you do is ill received furthering your decline down the "slope". Every good deed is twisted and manipulated into a negative outcome usually ending in being fired and/or career ending marks placed on your records.

I've been in the doghouse lately, I feel like I'm on a Schumann Slope out of here.

by T-bone2 March 2, 2018