schtonk

To strike something in order to release the goodness.

To schtonk the coffee bean to make coffee.

I schtonked that berry and it exploded everywhere.

by Hedgehog Badger Rodger July 24, 2015

schtinkybuns

Buttocks inside pants that fit too loosely on the rear.

Kelly is beautiful, but she's got schtinkybuns today - she could drop a log into those pants and nobody would notice.

by Lardass October 4, 2003

schmoink

A multipurpose word, usually used in verb form. Rather like the way the term "smurf" is used in the cartoon.

I schmoinked him in the head.

by Amanda Jo February 23, 2005

Schpoinked

To be extremely high from smoking cannabis.

This blunt you rolled made me way to schpoinked man.

by Doomslayer618 December 22, 2021

Schpoinked

To be extremely high from smoking or eating cannabis that you become uncomfortable with the thought of becoming higher.

Man that blunt you rolled made me way too schpoinked.

by Doomslayer618 December 22, 2021

schtinklehiemer

it is when worms (preferably the super long ones), go up in that bootie hole (REAL!) and have a dance party in that colon. then you are all smelly n shit and u also b poopin. but there is a worm, but, you secretly like it so you let it crawl its slimy shit stained body back into ur colon (among us) (sus)

homie: damn bruh i feel dem lil dudes up my booty i need to poop (but I secretly want them to crawl back into my rectum (real))

homie 2: damn homie that be sounding like a schtinklehiemer

by mrsusman October 12, 2022

Schloinkus

When you are a creature of schloink

Schloinkus:gnaheheha
Fuck boy Tom: aww shit (running and sweating)

by Official word Nugget November 13, 2023