shtink

A wondrous, yet extremely harsh smell that comes from one's anus as they speak in french
Temporarily disables all movement as the body is paralyzed as one's smell engulfs his/her nostrils and takes over his/her brain

"Oh Bonjour, je viens de laisser tomber une shtink"
"Mon clitoris sent, mais le vôtre fait un shtink”

by Klitoris King! March 2, 2017

Schinkenspalter

German slang expression for someone who is gay

Schinken = Ham, also German slang for ass
Spalter = someone who splits/divides/cracks something

"Er ist 'n Schinkenspalter!" (He is gay)

by rueganerin February 10, 2009

schting

A "schting" or "schtinger" is an undesirable event, or the exclaimation made upon observation of said event.

"He got kicked in the crotch, it was a real schtinger."

or...

"She lost her phone"
"Schting!"

by Mysterious John March 9, 2005

Schtonky

A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.

She is so Hot, She gave me a schtonky!!

by stoik n fries February 25, 2013

schvinkter

a german substitute for an arse hole, commonly used by Australian's, Kiwi's or the English

whilst at Oktoberfest: mate check out that chick's form, would love to give it to her in the schvinkter

by thetruth001 August 27, 2013

schwink

one who plays fairways and greens in the recreational sport of golf. Also, a god among men.

"the highest honor you could ever achieve is the name of schwink."

by gigure April 29, 2006

schtinky

an expression of affection. Indirectly used to say " i love you ".

Or an odd or cute way of saying "stinky".

"stop being a schtinky cunt."
awwww i love you too!

by end0777 April 28, 2022