Scrumpler

Someone that digs through other peoples trash looking for used stuff. Someone who drives around neighborhoods looking for stuff that other's threw out. Scrumpling/Scrumple.

The Scrumpler drove his 1987 Nissan truck up and down the alley looking for a new chair for his house.

by frodolights January 18, 2007

Schlumptress Borg 1 of 1

A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg

Janice was the Schlumptress borg 1 of 1, Resistance was futile !

by squirrel pimper November 5, 2006

Schumper

A shirt that's stitched into a jumper.

Have you seen Dave? That cunts definitely wearing a schumper.

by Bank and bonk boabby May 5, 2021

Schumpeter

Joseph Schumpeter. Economist. Wrote "The Theory of Economic Development." Coined the phrase "creative destruction" to describe the mess that results whenever capitalism takes off.

The Economist editorial: "Kakakistan's new government takes reform seriously, protects investment and property rights, and reduces taxes."
Kakakistan resident: "Can't afford food or rent. Seems we been Schumpetered."

Harlem real estate guy: Gentrified.
Harlem resident moving to the Bronx: Schumpetered.

by Stochastic style September 11, 2005

Scrumper

A piercing on the flap of skin between your upper lip and gums. also known as a smiley

Duuddee your scrumper is sick!!
Thankss i just got i pierced this weekend!

by The ShannonTrombley Experience September 15, 2009

scrumper

An utter loser or (more specifically) someone who fails spectacularly at a simple action. A scrumper and can be amusingly described as "someone who aims low yet STILL fails."

In software development environments a scrumper is someone who, through careless and avoidable error, brings everyone else to a halt.

"We were deathmatching and Trevor kept blowing himself up with his own grenades... what a scrumper."

"Scrumper over there just tripped over his own two feet."

"That scrumper Ted deleted everything from source control."

by Astra December 15, 2007

Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3

A vile creature who manages to fuck up every single task you can possibly assign her,a offspring of schlumptress borg 1 of 1.

Shanice,Janice's daughter came into my house and fucked everything up just like her mother.I cant belive I let that Schlumptress Borg 2 of 3 attach herself to me!!!!

by squirrel pimper November 11, 2006