Get Schwifty

To get truly Schwifty, it’s not just taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor. It’s also getting high, drunk, and fucked at the same time. Whenever your at a party you just want to get Schwifty to have the best fucking time of your life. When your Schwifty your alway so horny and crossed. You haven’t lived unless you’ve gotten Schwifty.

Morty: “Hey Rick can you teach me how to get Schwifty?”
Rick: “ (drunken burp) Morty if you want to get Schwifty you need to stop being such a fucking pussy and learn to party.”

by Weed Is Awesome June 20, 2019

Schfifty-five

this is in correction to entry #1. the words to the animation were slightly off. im sorry but im picky like this and ive watched the animation MANY times. the real words are:

"hello little girl. did you want to know a SECERET? cuz i know one- and it is SO GOOD TO HEAR IT. you want to know what it shwas? alright, ill tell you what it shwas. i know how to count ALL THE WAY to SCHFIFTY-FIVE. and i will tell you how to do it faster than you can say poopty peupty paints-ss. you ready to hear it baby? all right.

by chiyochan64 May 19, 2005

schwifty

To "get schwifty" is to work efficiently toward a set of stated corporate goals or outcomes while upholding and promoting core values of the enterprise.

"Wow, that guy is really getting schwifty on the floor over there"

by Schwiftinator May 25, 2016

Schwifty

The ultimate sex apeal

Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get SCHWIFTY in here.

by handle bar craddler June 6, 2017

schfifty-five

the number and song that made me not know how to count in regular numbers.

"hello little girl, do you want to know a schecert. because i know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. do you want to know what it shwas? alright, ill tell you what it shwas. i know. how to count. allllllll the way to schfifty-five. and i will tell you how to count to schfifty-five, faster than you can say poopty peupty pants-ss. are you ready to hear it baby. alright.
shwam.
doo.
doo and heif.
sheven.
shfourteen-teen.
twenty one
twenty sheven heif
twenty sheven.
thirty sheven
WHAT YOU SAYYYY?"

by Dema Schfifty. June 28, 2006

schwifty bulldops

Oohhh yeaahh,
You gotta get Schwifty in here.

Get me Schwifty Bulldops, you gotta get him in here if we want a chance to live ok. Just do it, sheez!

by AlHessa January 20, 2020

Schwifty

The greatest song in the entire universe written and performed by a genius asshole grandfather and his idiotic puberty struck grandkid. It saved our planet from destruction, while Obama just made everything about politics.

“Wait, you want us to randomly have Rick and Morty sing for their lives?..uhh….how does Schwifty sound?” - the producer of Rick and Morty
“…Holy shit, you’re a fucking genius!” - whichever fucking studio owns Rick and Morty

by Sandowji276 March 2, 2022