Schmutz 

Schmutz = what your jewish dad says when you have something on you

“You have some schmutz on your forehead”

Schmutz by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

schmutz haken 

Dirty hooker.

"Just remember the broom with the funny name!"
"Schmutz Haken!"

schmutz haken by westernclassics October 1, 2009

e-schmutz 

Assorted dust and food particles that collect inside of usb ports and headphone jacks, causing them to fail.

These college kids have all kinds of food wrappers and everything else in their bags. That gets on their usb drives and eventually the e-schmutz buildup causes usb jacks on the library computers to fail.

e-schmutz by Bob the computer guy October 8, 2015

Schmut 

The north wing emergency exit door in Territorial Hall at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities

Can you come to schmut

schmut me

Schmut by kyliejenner1234 March 28, 2022

scamutz 

light soft cheese similar to mozzarella.

I would like a meatball and scamutz hoagie.

scamutz by kinghootie February 13, 2015

Schmetzle splash 

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Schmetzle splash by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005

schmutzklitzen 

The female hot spot hidden well between the pussy lips

(staring up a females dress) "Oh Francine I can see your schmutzklitzen"!

schmutzklitzen by grunt2531 July 27, 2007