Shmurggle

When a man dips his ball into a glass of milk and young lady gently blows bubbles in the milk with straw. See also chocolate shmurggle (chocolate milk), 2% shmurggle, and skim shmurggle.

Tyler told his boys to gather round the kitchen table as Amanda entered and began to shmurggle him right there in front of us.

by Baked ziti May 6, 2018

schmorgisborg

A large quantity of something, with diverse variation, served or otherwise open to people. Typically refers to a platter of food at a social gathering. The word is derived from Nordic languages, it's exact source unknown, and is used by Americans of Northern European descent, such as those in the American Midwest.

-"Did you see this, Phil? The Lutheran picnic even has lutefisk!"
-"It's a whole schmorgisborg, Marylis! Let's go home and make whoopie, eh?"

by Stroganoff August 6, 2008

schmung

Synonymous with wordsmacktard/word

The schmung TKed me constantly until he was kicked from the server

by Nashwan June 27, 2003

schmug

Schmug is anything and everything. The meaning doesn't come from a dictionary. It comes from within, first of all. Schmug is schmug. Schmug can be (should be?) everything you hoped for, and yet, at the same time-- everything you feared.

Named after the sweet prince of J-----, Smeagle the Beagle.

I'm schmugged up
Wanna go schmug?
I'm so schmuggin' out of this world
Can I get a schmug o' that?
What the schmug are you lookin' at, punk?
Schmugga please
Welcome to Schmugsville, USA
Well that is just fan-schmuggin-tastic
I done schmugged up
He's a real schmugly duckling

by Putrid Trash March 22, 2017

Schmerger

A make-out slut. Loves to slip the tongue never finish the job. A mans kryptonite.

1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.

2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger

3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!

by D-Baggger October 11, 2008

Schmurr

n. 1. An overused equivalent to an air horn.
2. (with hierarchy A scale of weirdness, with schmurr-cow being super noob.
Synonyms: meow
Antonyms: le woof, doge

1.Dave: I just got some free money!
Bill: SCHM SCHM SCHM SCHMURRRRRRRRRRR!
Dave: ??

by RealJamesSchmurr October 15, 2018

schmurpht

The word Schmurpht, usually is applied to an act (such as sitting around or smoking) where the person achieves nothing. A Schmurphter is one who partakes in the act of Schmurphting.

"Meht what were you up to this weekend?"

"just sat around schmurphting on cathedral green with a fat splee"

by RyanMeht May 13, 2006