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Schmug is anything and everything. The meaning doesn't come from a dictionary. It comes from within, first of all. Schmug is schmug. Schmug can be (should be?) everything you hoped for, and yet, at the same time-- everything you feared.

Named after the sweet prince of J-----, Smeagle the Beagle.
I'm schmugged up
Wanna go schmug?
I'm so schmuggin' out of this world
Can I get a schmug o' that?
What the schmug are you lookin' at, punk?
Schmugga please
Welcome to Schmugsville, USA
Well that is just fan-schmuggin-tastic
I done schmugged up
He's a real schmugly duckling
schmug by Putrid Trash March 22, 2017
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A descriptive noun used in jest to address a companion or associate, or as a derogatory term used to insult someone guilty of 'Smart Arse' and 'Mug-Like' behaviour.
"Look at that geezer he's a Schmug mate"

"Safe schmug!!"

"SCHMUUUUUUUUUUUUG!!!"
schmug by Kyle and Paul October 24, 2007

Schmugge  

1) a last name from Prussian/Polish heritage,the people are usually found in Chicago or the Carolinas ,these people really like to party , they are also very gifted and creative people
That guy is such Schmugge , he always throw a great party !
Schmugge by Miezsko March 2, 2009

schmig affiliate

someone who sucks both at life and at affiliate marketing
"Don't waste your time on that schmig affiliate"
schmig affiliate by schmigstoppa January 10, 2010

Schmegtastic Jack Martin 

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma
That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin
(n): A cute individual that does cute things.
Christina Lee is a schlugg.

You schluggliness was portrayed beautifully today.

Be a schlugg in your decisions.
I love your schluggosity.
Happy schlugg day.
You're not a slug, you're a schlugg.
Schlugg by schlugg February 3, 2010

Schmigglet 

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan
Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?
Schmigglet by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017
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