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Schmug is anything and everything. The meaning doesn't come from a dictionary. It comes from within, first of all. Schmug is schmug. Schmug can be (should be?) everything you hoped for, and yet, at the same time-- everything you feared.

Named after the sweet prince of J-----, Smeagle the Beagle.
I'm schmugged up
Wanna go schmug?
I'm so schmuggin' out of this world
Can I get a schmug o' that?
What the schmug are you lookin' at, punk?
Schmugga please
Welcome to Schmugsville, USA
Well that is just fan-schmuggin-tastic
I done schmugged up
He's a real schmugly duckling
schmug by Putrid Trash March 22, 2017
Words you can keep
A descriptive noun used in jest to address a companion or associate, or as a derogatory term used to insult someone guilty of 'Smart Arse' and 'Mug-Like' behaviour.
"Look at that geezer he's a Schmug mate"

"Safe schmug!!"

"SCHMUUUUUUUUUUUUG!!!"
schmug by Kyle and Paul October 24, 2007

Schmugge  

1) a last name from Prussian/Polish heritage,the people are usually found in Chicago or the Carolinas ,these people really like to party , they are also very gifted and creative people
That guy is such Schmugge , he always throw a great party !
Schmugge by Miezsko March 2, 2009

schmig affiliate

someone who sucks both at life and at affiliate marketing
"Don't waste your time on that schmig affiliate"
schmig affiliate by schmigstoppa January 10, 2010

Schmegtastic Jack Martin 

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma
That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin
(n): A cute individual that does cute things.
Christina Lee is a schlugg.

You schluggliness was portrayed beautifully today.

Be a schlugg in your decisions.
I love your schluggosity.
Happy schlugg day.
You're not a slug, you're a schlugg.
Schlugg by schlugg February 3, 2010

Schmigglet 

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan
Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?
Schmigglet by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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