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schnitzer fritzed

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "
by Cassaniti April 20, 2018
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schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.
I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.
by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017
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schmittify

Already commonly used term in Hungary, in reference to the fourth President, for
1. writing with a lot of spelling mistakes and not giving a shit about it,
2. plagiarising.
My dear students, don't ever think of schmittifying as in this place it has serious consequences.
by hungarians March 5, 2012
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Schmitt'd

An instance when a person truly believes that their statement was original and states the obvious after immediately being told the same information from a peer.
After giving an update to my boss I was schmitt'd by Aaron who said the exact same things that I said. Thanks for taking adding no value to the conversation and taking all the credit.
by ObviousDecision December 17, 2013
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Schnitzel Bawmb

A word that describes the perfect schnitzel only found within a 10 mile radius from Stockholm's "Gott Gott Grillen".
But it can also be used to express a sudden surge of awesomeness in your surroundings.
Yo this Schnitzel is da Bawmb. I'ts like, Schnitzel Bawmb!
by Stu Pidmoron June 10, 2008
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Von Schnitzel

The Von Schnitzel tank was a feared weapon in WW2. Created by "Von Schnitzel" himself, this tank features the powerfull "Pleskinshoota" capable of destorying enemy tanks with one round.
I am the von schnitzel tank.
Javoleh!
by vonschnitz September 25, 2005
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schnitzel hunt

Anglicised bastardisation of the German term "Schnitzeljagd" (Scavenger Hunt).

A schnitzel hunt is an infuriating and seemingly impossible quest in which the only reward is the memories of the friendships destroyed along the way. There may or may not be schnitzel involved
Susan and Rose were huddled out of the rain under the eave of the stable, their windswept faces looking more and more miserable as they tried to decode the final clues of the "Treasuring Friendship" team building exercise they had been tasked with. Wiping water from her eyes, uncaring of the panda like effect the smeared mascara was having on her visage, Susan read the clue

"You have traveled far on your journey today, for some creatures the means hay, for others they must give way"
"Fuck!", Rose slumped to the ground "We have been at this for hours! I don't know if I can stand being out in this fucking rain any longer! It has to be something with horses, right?", she stared wildly at Susan, frustration clear across her face "This whole event is nothing more than a damn schnitzel hunt!"
by _Figment June 5, 2019
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