to schmalz

verb
To slap one's penis on or around the eyes of a girl wearing substantial eye make up, resulting in streaking of said makeup, with or without ejaculation on the eye(s).

Griffen spots a young female with heavy eye makeup and thinks to himself, "damn, I want to schmalz all over her.

by gaysailor84 March 10, 2014

schmeltz

This is a funny word that orthodox jews use to refer to crack. I think we can all recall seeing hordes of strung out hebrews buying crack in ghettos all across this country. They only say schmeltz if its really good shit.

oye ve, jebediah! zis really is ze schmeltz. and so cheap

by bow down and worship me now bitch October 15, 2006

Schmaltzed

Used in the workplace to describe being fucked over by a coworker who didn’t do their job which in turn makes your job harder.

Travis didn’t empty the trash again and schmaltzed me for the 3rd time this week.

by Boardbuilder January 9, 2018

schmatza

long sweater on a jewish girl

ira really likes rebekkahs schmatza crumpled on the floor

by joolo October 24, 2010

HOLY SCHMOLTZ

another term for HOLY SHIT. If you're in class, you can't get in trouble for shouting it!

Adrienne: HOLY SCHMOLTZ! I GOTTA F ON MY TEST!
Teacher: Adr-- err... continue...
Adrienne: :

by Adriennee September 20, 2007

SCHMELTZER

One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills.

He missed that shot,He's a Schmeltzer

by milky2x February 12, 2010

Schmaltzed

a euphemism for gettin' drunk!

entomology: cites the popular alcoholic beverages schnapps and malt liquor.

Clare: I need to get schmaltzed right!
Stephanie: ha true dat

by cevelev February 19, 2010