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Schlegelson

Slang term for a somewhat charming, reasonably attractive, and mildly entertaining male. Schlegelson's are also known to be loose cannons and very unpredictable in nature.
"Did you see that drunk guy at the bar last night? He was a complete Schlegelson."
by Rip Rogers September 11, 2011
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A Schauermann Joke

This is a term used for defining a poorly made joke, typically a racist, or sexual innuendo which brings absolutely zero amusement to the listeners. The best way to deal with such a joke is to either ignore it or call the wannabe comedian a tool and shake your head.
While playing halo you are on the yellow team and you are playing against the brown team. When suddenly one of your teammates shouts out "Hey I just killed two brown people!" This is a perfect example of the unintentional Schauermann joke. Be Wary. DO NOT ENCOURAGE. A Schauermann Joke is very contagious and if it is not slapped down in the bud it will spread.
by HAHAHAHAH EEEZ FUNNY October 31, 2011
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schlegeled

When someone gives you extra, but begrudgingly necessary work which is typically posed in the form a question.
"Joe just came over and pointed out that we don't have a process in place to track proposal rejections and now I have tons more work to do because we don't..."

"You just got schlegeled."
by ncd1701d November 30, 2016
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schleezeboinked

To get completely wasted.
Dude, last night I was so schleezeboinked. I must have drank that entire gallon of vokda.
by Jake Shivers December 24, 2008
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schlep

A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.
It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.
by Jono March 27, 2005
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Schleepin

To sleep. To be sleeping. Said in a way as for you to be different and cool. Schleepin in the new "nig"
What the fuck you callin me for?...Im schleepin!
by Devan J. June 8, 2009
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Von Schlemmer

A fictional character from the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series who enjoys staying in the cooler
Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me

Guy2:Von Schlemmer?
by craz kylo May 23, 2008
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