schloberin'

generally meaning doing useless jobs or activities, either to waste time or to look busy. Taken from the west of ireland (swinford.

duggan: Hey, what are you at?

kev: argh ya kno yourself, just schloberin' around..

by rowlpooch May 10, 2009

schmuber

The amazingly talented, super sexy, huge dick sober friend you call when you need a ride home after a night of drinking. He will probably tell you to fuck off and call a cab.

I got hammered and called schmuber, he told me to pound sand and call a cab

by 3merlin3 October 12, 2017

schlumberger

Another term or phrase to refer a person of homosexual orientation.

"So yesterday I saw a guy on the street today, he was acting like a total Schlumberger."

by Tya_eats_ass October 26, 2017

schuber

a piece of shit.

"hey look there ma! My cow took a big schuber on my foot!"

by sarah broach yahh January 27, 2009

Schlumberger

An adjective used to describe the mass layoffs of an enormous number of workers

In order to maintain our dividend in Q2 we will need to fire a whole Schlumberger of employees

by DoritosDew August 22, 2020

schuberth

The exact opposite of a Giga Chad, he is a small and frail man who is sussy. Also known as Jack

"Omg knock it off schuberth"

by Frodobabbo April 30, 2021

Schlurber

Its a person that eat abundance of food at night

Eliza went down stairs to get a tub of ice cream and a bag of chips. She was a Schlurber>

by Chef Lin June 30, 2023