shlonging

the act of having sex or getting head

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.

by Sean E. November 14, 2003

Scrounging

The act of scavenging crumbs off the floor of a Hilton Hotel lounge because you couldnt afford breakfast.

Ever heard of a complimentory breakfast Paris? Fucking skank bitch.

Scrounging. Breakfast of champions.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 25, 2005

schlonging

Lounging around not doing much.

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.

by jakes_son99 June 3, 2009

Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021

Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

alley scrounging

exploring your neighborhood's alleys, parks, abandoned parking lots, construction sites, etc, finding "usable" junk (furniture, statues, CD's, etc...), then selling said junk at your own yard sale

alley scrounging tbbh is more fun and educational to me, than let's say an Easter egg hunt.

by Uncle Dimma October 17, 2016