schlompoofa

1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.

I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.

by yourfavoriteoprahhh May 28, 2018

schlome

A term used in scv and valley that refers to minature vapes. The roots of the word come from a combination of being “schlumped” and “domed” when taking a fat hit. Can also be used in other tenses when one is “schloming” or becoming “schlomed.”

ex.1
guy 1: yo lemme hit that schlome

guy2: hell yah brother

ex.2
guy 1: bro how much nic is that im f*cking schlomed

guy 2: 25...pussy

by Bonjourbitches February 9, 2019

schlorb

* to imagine oneself as a snail or a little creature

* dude I’m schlorbing around

* stop being a little schlorb

by gillivert September 7, 2022

schlort

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".

You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!

by oweikdio September 8, 2008

Schlorp

a fine noise

schlorp

by meowsies123 September 29, 2018

schmormels

A reaction used when you are hassled.

Can also be used as "schmormie" or "schmorms" or "schmormed"

"Schmorms! I can't find my keys!"

"Man! That fu*ker is such a schmormels!"

"That test got me all schmormed up"

by lectop February 28, 2004

schlomp

to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.

I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.

by Westiesbesties January 11, 2008