schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

by bt February 27, 2003

schlook

Verb
schlook-ey -ed
To take a bong rip, usually a personal or snapper i.e. you must clear the bong via the down-stem to create the onomatopoeia.
noun -
"Schlook" can also refer to the small amount of marijuana that is placed in said bong

Hand me that piece homeskillet, I'm about to take a schlook.

by highonF4i February 7, 2008

schlort

a small and rather mal-nurished penis

"luke u have a schlort"

by Shackoon July 8, 2005

schlock house

A store that sells cheap, inferior quality goods.

This place is a real schlock house.

by staygun August 5, 2010

Schlockout

The act of which the male whips his schlong out and slaps the female's face with it until she gets knocked out

Ooooo that's a schlockout, Mitchell said as he put his schlong back in his pants.

by Youngdaggerdickxxx August 22, 2018

schlorb

* to imagine oneself as a snail or a little creature

* dude I’m schlorbing around

* stop being a little schlorb

by gillivert September 7, 2022

schlort

Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".

You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!

by oweikdio September 8, 2008