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schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.
i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.
by girl April 20, 2004
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Schloobing

tubing with 3 or more matching tubes, where tricks are pulled by seasoned professionals :-) such as, triple barrel rolls, quadhops, and jumps that clear over 10 feet.
google schloobing, or search for it on youtube. A guy who went schloobing only about 3 weeks ago put together a pretty amazing video of it. Another one to come soon.
by SchloobingQueen October 9, 2008
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schlominique

Girl named Dominique: hot girl with big booty who likes to suck large cock. The term schlominique means a Dominique somewhere in the world is sucking off some guy and is deep throating him, until his penis gets lodged in her throat. They must be rushed to the hospital. If they don't get the problem fixed quickly, the outcome could be potentially deadly.
Jill: Did you see what happened to Paris Hilton last night?

John: No. What did she do?

Jill: She got caught in the middle of a schlominique with George Bush and they had to be rushed to intesive care!
by haruhi_godess January 25, 2009
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Schloping

Noisy, distracting chewing while eating, usually because of picking food out of braces after each bite.
Jake you need to stop schloping, its annoying me.
by Lulzyw00ts November 18, 2009
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schaffino

Shaffino is a wierd,freaky, amazing last name
John schaffino is so wierd
by Elisabeth gray June 5, 2016
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Schlafling

Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.
I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”
by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016
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schlongina

A schlongina is when a woman's clitoris is large enough to look like a penis at first glance. Usually on people named Kevin.
Bobby-"Kevin, why you holding your pants like that?"
Kevin-"Dude, my schlongina itches like crazy!"
by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011
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