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Schlitzmas

Holiday falling on December 16 honoring the birth of rock band, The Gusto. The Gusto was born in 2005.
Celebrate Schlitzmas by drinking Schlitz all night long.
by Jake Boyardi December 17, 2009
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Schlinger Schlonger

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger
by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019
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schlitz

(n) a fine affordable beverage, not found at dinner parties, will get you trashed for $3
by kno'it al September 11, 2003
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Schlitz Bull Ice

Schlitz Bull ICE is a highly drinkable, inexpensive (around 2 bucks a 40, or 32 oz if you live in Fl.) High Gravity malt liquor. With a slick taste of hops and a higher- than- average alcohol content, it is usually found at stores which sell multiple malt liquors...and Winn Dixie. At 8.2% ABV it packs a decent punch and is a better choice than the popular Steel Reserve, just because of the more desireable flavor. The taste is hoppy and full of malt, with a decent hint of alcohol on the exhale. Smooth finishing, but not so great as a warm beverage. This is a heavy malt liquor with an enjoyable flavor. It is available in 16oz cans, 16oz. 4-packs, quarts, and 40's.
by ONEBadREDNECK July 7, 2009
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schlater

A mix of " see ya" and "later"
dude calm down, schlater
by The Og From DA North May 4, 2005
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Schizer

The incorrectly spelt German word for "shit", correctly spelt "Scheiße". This mistake is common due to the difficulty of inserting the symbol "ß", and also down to the lack of forced foreign language lessons in the English education system. But that's soley because we don't need to, why should we speak Deutch when the world can speak English. YEAH, who's gonna high five me on that?! Anyone?
1. "Oh scheiße! Ich ging alle meine Nazi-Memorabilia Sie bei der Reinigung von meinem Mantel! SCHEIßE!"

1. "Schizer! I just did a fat schizer on my girlfriends chest after she told me she loved scat. How was I 'sposed to know she meant the lyrical free-styling most commonly found in jazz?!"
by Clydieooo April 13, 2009
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Schlitz shits

When you drink a 4-pack of schlitz and leave mud on the inside of the toilet bowl.
Nikolas is immune to the Schlitz shits cause he's a drunk.
by Tiburon305 February 10, 2010
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