by butthead April 15, 2008
Get the schmeggy mug.A young male homo sapien that is capable of drinking incredible amounts of alcohol at any time, in any setting. Often confused for an alcoholic, a Schweggman is simply maintaining its proper blood alcohol level (somewhere between .12 and .16). Without this level maintained, a Schweggman can become irritable and utter racist and/or sexist comments at any time - users beware.
A Schweggman is typically found in a festive environment, such as a tailgate, house party, or Checker's at 4:00 am. He typically will be carrying a handle of Jailor Serry, a bag of barbeque, or a packet of new sheets. In the most dangerous of situations, he will have all three.
If you encounter a Schweggman, offer a sacrifice of alcohol and refrain from quick movements. A sufficiently intoxicated Schweggman can only see movement, and will move on if not startled.
A Schweggman is typically found in a festive environment, such as a tailgate, house party, or Checker's at 4:00 am. He typically will be carrying a handle of Jailor Serry, a bag of barbeque, or a packet of new sheets. In the most dangerous of situations, he will have all three.
If you encounter a Schweggman, offer a sacrifice of alcohol and refrain from quick movements. A sufficiently intoxicated Schweggman can only see movement, and will move on if not startled.
"Dude, I had 5 double Jailor Serry shots and then 4 pitchers of beer last night. Lets get started again!"
"You're a regular Schweggman man, I don't know how you do it."
"My Grandma gave me three livers broseph, I drink alcohol like a camel drinks water."
"Wicked dude, you should think about selling one of those on the black market"
"Word. I could buy more Jailor with that cash. Schweggman Onward!"
"You're a regular Schweggman man, I don't know how you do it."
"My Grandma gave me three livers broseph, I drink alcohol like a camel drinks water."
"Wicked dude, you should think about selling one of those on the black market"
"Word. I could buy more Jailor with that cash. Schweggman Onward!"
by T-Jao May 18, 2013
Get the Schweggman mug.Beef Colored Schmegg is the finest roast at Liberty Memorial Central Middle School. It means someone who is stupid by all means. Also used with the roast form of "boy look atcho". Another way to say schmegg is "schmeegers" or "schmeegerton"
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Person 1: Yo man. You's be schlaggin' it up today mate.
Person 2: Whatever man. YOU's be the one who's schlaggin'.
Person 2: Whatever man. YOU's be the one who's schlaggin'.
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Get the schlaggin' mug.When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.
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