schlasive

A massive schlong, as apposed to a schlong, a schlort, or a schledium. Longer than a schlong

Aiden has a schlasive, its much bigger than matts schlong

by Mr Schlasive August 15, 2016

Schlais

The process of strangling a person with giving them a handy. Also referred to as a choke and stroke.

Dude last night my girl gave me the best schlais! I couldn't figure out which head was more red!

by Slickrick286 May 19, 2016

schlag on my knob

A shot consisting of 1 part Goldschlager and 1 part Knob Creek whiskey. Receiving a Schlag on my Knob from somebody is an indication of their desire for you to perform oral sex on them.

Bill was ordering a Schlag on my Knob for all the girls and pretty boys in the bar last night.

by bmb5220 January 7, 2017

Schlagercore

A subgenre of Electronicore music that combines elements of Schlager music with Metalcore. Its most popular examples are Hypa Hypa and Hurrikan by Electric Callboy.

"You know, I was just listening to Electric Callboy as a joke before, but Schlagercore is really growing on me."

by Dangerous Singularity January 17, 2023

Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.

Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.

by Dogisgead June 30, 2020

schlapskie

A word used in place of an s-bomb. Also used in place of an s-bomb at HighImpactHalo.org

You piece of schlapskie!!!

by KamlakieKilla October 10, 2005

Schlager Fuchs

pronunciation : "Shlogger Fux" derived from Gold Schlager and the German word fuchs meaning fox also just known as Schlagewr or just fox
(1) Anthropomorphic fox character by Matthew MacDougall
(2) red fox with blue hair tuft and tail tip, but still bearing otherwise traditional red fox markings
(3)usually accompanied by his mate StarKitty
(4) part of the small but proud group of heterosexual male furries
(5) music, gaming, movie and comic book geek
(6) most importantly a laid back, kind and easy to get along with guy

Furry #1 "Hey, who brought all the Mountain Dew for the meet?"

Furry #2 "Oh, Schlager Fuchs and StarKitty did."

Furry #1 "Awesome!"

by Schlager Fuchs November 28, 2007