Definitions by bmb5220

bfoocogy

The original latin roots spelling of boofology, which is the study of boofing it.

Steven's advanced degree in bfoocogy from Rice University made him an expert judge of the legitimacy of Brett Kavanaugh's nomination for Supreme Court Judge.

bfoocogy by bmb5220 November 27, 2019

Drop and pop 

The act of proposing by asking somebody to marry you, in the classic form of dropping to one knee and popping the question. Extra points for doing it while offering a candy ring pop instead of a typical jewelry ring.

Dave totally surprised France when he did the drop and pop in front of their friends and proposed with a ring pop.

Drop and pop by bmb5220 July 6, 2019

Mueller 

Verb: to Mueller something/someone is to execute a deep lengthy investigation, usually in order to uncover the deepest darkest secrets and crimes of that thing/person, including and often specifically to find secrets unrelated to the original inquiry.

Frances: "Alright boys, fess up now, who took my lighter? Don't make me Mueller this shit and expose your vast collection of stolen lighters."

Mueller by bmb5220 May 22, 2018

schlag on my knob 

A shot consisting of 1 part Goldschlager and 1 part Knob Creek whiskey. Receiving a Schlag on my Knob from somebody is an indication of their desire for you to perform oral sex on them.

Bill was ordering a Schlag on my Knob for all the girls and pretty boys in the bar last night.

schlag on my knob by bmb5220 January 7, 2017