Schetti

An abbreviation for spaghetti. Duh.

I like meatballs in my schetti!

by DICKie DICK January 21, 2009

Shetting

It is when somebody tells you something and you already knew they would tell you they did it, but you give them instructions to do so, before they tell you they did it.

You gotta be shetting me! I cant believe you put that there before I told you, even though you know I would say that! No Shett!

Also spelled - shettin'

by Spitfirezero January 10, 2012

Schatting

Shitting in the toilet and chatting online at the same time.

I was schatting with my friend Michael. Sometimes the bathroom gets stinky and my fingers tired if I am schatting for too long.

by Daniel Haber February 2, 2009

Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.

"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."

by Tchuk November 14, 2012

Schettinato

Skipper in Italian. Acting like a captain on the bridge but really making bad decisions.
The only maneuver on the bridge was the act of love with a blonde.
The 3 hour cruise that ended up on Giglio Island.
The captain was the first to arrive.

The captain schettinato the ship and was the first to cum.

by Doctorflailgood March 11, 2012

Schettinowave

A rogue wave that no one else can see.
Best avoided.

The schettinowave rocked the boat.

by Doctorflailgood January 29, 2012

Schwetting

Schwetting is when it is so warm and hot your body is so wet it sweats, also a feeling you get before being in front of the boss or during a job interview. Schwetting, soaking wet or really damp or wet sweating. Very humid with a lack of air conditioning.

Phew, it's so hot today I am schwetting barrels ... OMG you killed the bosses cat?? you gorra be schwetting...

by BillyDaGayFish August 31, 2013