schlmedium 

an average penis, not quite qualified to be referred to as a schlong

Glenn only has a schlmedium, but Jason has a full-blown schlong!

schlmedium by j-money$$$ February 23, 2009

Scheme-shot 

When you're texting your friends about someone who was scheming on you through texting, Facebook, instagram or snapchat you might say "send me a scheme-shot". This is basically just screenshotting what ever scheming was happening.

Girl 1: Omg his fb messages were creepy af
Girl 2: was he scheming?
Girl 1: yeah hold on ill send u a scheme-shot

Scheme-shot by Mr.keith March 31, 2015

Schmeeda 

A friend from a million years ago

I'll have to check my pictures, my friend Schmeeda can check her pictures...

Schmeeda by ConvictPete June 5, 2022

aj scheme 

Schemin on the low; to scheme in the thought that you will not get caught

Who took my lighter? Prolly an act of Aj Scheme.

aj scheme by PartyAtMango August 19, 2014

Attention Span Ponzi Scheme 

An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.

The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.

Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.

Attention Span Ponzi Scheme by GarethBeaumains March 12, 2009

Pyramid Scheme 

The best sceme to ever set up once you learn to never underestimate the stupidity of the human majority. Just make sure you don't get caught, though.

I started a pyramid scheme eight years ago, and made $32,761,449 before people found out about it. But by then, I had already retired to the remote jungles of Brazil, where I built my deluxe compound equipped with the latest anti-tracking technology.

Pyramid Scheme by suckers! October 31, 2003

Scheme Team 

A group of guys who try to scheme on or get with girls. A Scheme Team's main plan of action is sliding into DM's

The Scheme Team at that school is ridiculous. Not a day goes by that I don't get DM'd by someone there.

Scheme Team by scheme team September 14, 2016