schvantz

the male genitalia.

see also: cock, penis, dong, dick

also used to make hilarious parodies of songs. see example below.

twinkle twinkle little star. how i SCHVANTZ!

by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

Schatz

A member of a small group of highly intelligent and good looking individuals.

Mein Schatz (my lover)

by Jimmy My Door December 3, 2006

leroy tendon [schatzenberg]

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack

my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schatzenberg"

by james104 February 25, 2009

schartzmugel

An awful name given to a child by a set of awful parents. Schartzmugel is just a bunch of letter someone put together. Seriously, who tf made this name and said “hey this is cool, let me name my kid this” like no. If you name your child this abomination of a name, you are literally the devil.

Person 1: My name is John, what’s yours?
Person 2: Oh, I’m Schartzmugel.
Person 1: The fuck bro? I feel bad for you

by jiministy May 29, 2018

take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.

I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005

shantz

Longer then shorts, shorter then pants. Likely a couple inches below the knee.

Hey, that dude's wearing capris....nope, those are shantz.

by bo jangles March 6, 2004

Schanze

Someone who is totally lacking in any form of common sense, morality, or ethics. Someone who will ass-rape your sister while robbing your wallet and all the time proclaiming their love.

"Look at that guy! What a total Schanze!"

by Hazard J Simpson September 4, 2005