scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

by poontang October 16, 2006

Police Scanner Perv

A citizen who listens intently to a police scanner all day and night so that he will know of all of the fires, murders, robberies, assaults, etc. that occur in his town. The PSP then gleefully informs his friends the next day of the gory details.

The PSP differs from the local policeman, fireman, or EMT with a scanner in that he has a pervy interest in listening to the scanner, not a professional interest.

Dispatcher on Scanner: We have a 10-59 on 25th and Maple; a house is burning, a trauma team and a fire control team are en route.

Police Scanner Perv: Ssh, honey. I am trying to hear the scanner. I think your mother's house may be on fire!

by Loxi July 18, 2009

Scatterbrain

A person with a scatterbrain tends to lack focus, lacks direction in life, lacks concentration, extremely forgetful, disorganized, and does not have serious connected thoughts! Can't follow a simple conversation and gets confuse over small matters. These people tend to self- sabotaged any relationship they are in because their brain is all over the place.

Can't ask Greg he has a scatterbrain so he won't remember.

by I AM HOTEP! November 25, 2018

a scanner darkly

A book written by Philip K. Dick, that was later turned into an animated movie of the same name. Follows the story of a undercover drug detective who ends up getting hooked on the drugs he's fighting. His sacrifice, however, uncovers the terrible truth about an agency that provides drug addicts safe-houses to get off the drug. Fantastic book and great movie. The book is better though. The story was inspired by the 1970s drug culture that Dick participated in. It's dedicated to dozens of his friends that died or were crippled by drug use.

A scanner darkly is a freaky story, makes drugs sound very unappealing.

by commiebobo September 22, 2009

Santela

when a persons dick look likes a candle
you call them "Santela"

"bro did u see Jacks leaked nudes?"
"yeah hes such a Santela"

by General Shmerman May 5, 2022

Scaterday

Scat-Saturday. The day that comes directly before Sunday bunday.

Scaterday is the day you actively participate in scat related events and / or activities. This could be as simple as watching scat related porn all the way to participating in scat related porn.

"I think I'm going to take it easy on Laura this Sunday bunday, because I'm going to destroy her on Scaterday."

Laura: I don't think I want to go out for mexican tonight. Matt gave me a cleveland steamer on Scaterday and I'm still a little shaken up by it.

Stacey: Been there, done that....how about chinese?

by A$$M@ST3R March 31, 2010

scantilicious

Pronunciation: 'skan-ti-'li-sh&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: "scantily" (adv.) from scanty English dialect scant scanty supply, from Middle English, from Old Norse skamt, from neuter of skammr short : limited or less than sufficient in degree, quantity, or extent + "delicious" (adj.) from Middle English, from Middle French, from Late Latin deliciosus, from Latin deliciae delights, from delicere to allure
1 : a shocking outfit or garment consisting of materials that are less than sufficient in degree or quantity but appeals to one of the bodily senses especially of sight causing the beholder to experience overwhelming levels of pleasure.
- scant·i·li·cious·ly adverb
- scant·i·li·cious·ness noun

Despite his scantilicious attire, he managed to maintain his svelteness in front of the audience.

by Sean Sotelo June 25, 2004