by Mangathings March 20, 2023
Get the Pulled a Shlomo mug.1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.
2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.
2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.
As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.
by chasevrocket January 17, 2010
Get the Sloment mug.The act of indulging in masturbating with feces using only the right hand, while at the same time with the head is inserted into a toilet (Used or unused I personally prefer used) the left hand is then spat on for lube and used to finger the anus furiously until ejaculation.
Bro last night my girl sent me nudes so I sent her a video of me romp slompin. I guess she didn't think it was as hot as I thought it was because now i'm a registered sex offender.
by Papa Lasaga January 24, 2020
Get the Romp Slompin mug.The offical candy product of Strong Bad, character on Homestar Runner. THe ingrediants include gaseous clouds of marshmallow vapor encased in globules of semi-solid licorice colloid, several of them floating in a channel of liquid nougat, encased in a crispety cookety log topped with rich, creamy pepperoni and, not just puffed rice, but whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal, all smothered in the ol' BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate.
The candy bar is shaped like his pants, with a bite in one side for security (because nobody wants to steal a pair of half-eaten choco-pants).
The candy bar is shaped like his pants, with a bite in one side for security (because nobody wants to steal a pair of half-eaten choco-pants).
"For my candy bar, we're gonna need a name that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! How 'bou... SBLOUNSKCHED!"
-Strong Bad
-Strong Bad
by k00ld00d321 May 23, 2006
Get the Sblounskched mug.Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.
2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
by HoldenTits October 25, 2010
Get the Shlomp Donkey mug.one who is unique in everyway. straight forward. dopeeee. doesn't give a fuck. $$$ - been had it. independent.
type.pretty girl. real. redbone.
type.pretty girl. real. redbone.
by youngBO$$ April 16, 2008
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#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("
by bitkahuna December 9, 2008
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