sbj

Short for standing blow job.

This short bitch gave me a sbj.

by Dan In Da Nati November 8, 2004

sbj

Stands for Smoking Blow Job. If you dont inhale on a cig properly you breath out thick, heavy smoke. If giving head when you do this you can use the thick smoke to make a blowjob more interesting and pretty.

A 'Nikola gave me an sbj last night, it fucking rocked!'
B 'AWESOME!'

by Rachcook182 August 11, 2007

Vampire's BJ

When a women is suspended from the ceiling by her feet while sucking her partner's penis

I heard she will even do a vampire's bj!

by Demin Dan May 17, 2009

Schrodinger's BJ

the philosophic inquiry which asks: What would you feel first when sucking your own penis? The sensation of your penis being sucked, or the feeling of you sucking a penis.

After years of study of the psyche and your nerves, I believe the answer to Schrodinger's BJ is that you would feel you sucking a penis before you feel the senation of your penis being sucked.

by BoredHog March 28, 2021

sbj

stop being jelly

guy 1-that guy went out with katy perry, he's ugly as f*ck

guy 2-sbj

by poopdedoop February 25, 2012

sbj

means something embarrasing in arabic - shee be jaris

omg look at her hair ... its sbj

by sogr April 6, 2009

SBJ

Slow Blow Job

Same as "you should", though it can be use for any subject (I, he, she, we, it, they). Implies advice or warning. Common in the southern US, this phrase has been shortened down from: SBJ

You would be better off if you...

You would be better to ...

You'd be better...

You'd better...

You better...

by bentenner May 7, 2019