SBJ

Sweet Baby Jesus

SBJ, it's looney tunes around this place

by Zoe Z January 14, 2009

SBJ

Slow Blow Job

Same as "you should", though it can be use for any subject (I, he, she, we, it, they). Implies advice or warning. Common in the southern US, this phrase has been shortened down from: SBJ

You would be better off if you...

You would be better to ...

You'd be better...

You'd better...

You better...

by bentenner May 07, 2019

sbj

Short for standing blow job.

This short bitch gave me a sbj.

by Dan In Da Nati November 08, 2004

sbj

Stands for Smoking Blow Job. If you dont inhale on a cig properly you breath out thick, heavy smoke. If giving head when you do this you can use the thick smoke to make a blowjob more interesting and pretty.

A 'Nikola gave me an sbj last night, it fucking rocked!'
B 'AWESOME!'

by Rachcook182 August 11, 2007

sbj

stop being jelly

guy 1-that guy went out with katy perry, he's ugly as f*ck

guy 2-sbj

by poopdedoop February 25, 2012

sbj

means something embarrasing in arabic - shee be jaris

omg look at her hair ... its sbj

by sogr April 06, 2009

SBJ DAY

Steak and Blow Job Day.

Don't forget to tell your Boss that's its SBJ Day tomorrow. Good then I'll see you at the lake.

by FunBuck August 19, 2008