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Sasquatch Homies

The coolest seven people you will EVER meet. (eight people if you include Calum)

Don't be intimidated, they're just teenage losers who are horny 25/8 always talking about boys that they can't have.
"What are Sasquatch homies" - Calum Hood
"you and the rest of the sasquatch homies scare the crap out of me" - Anon on Ki'is ask.fm
by sasquatchhomiesrule December 26, 2013
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Sasquatch Syndrome

A psychological disorder suffered by very large men wherein the sufferer has repeated disabling fears that they are actually Sasquatch but have no conscious memory of wandering the forests at night.
I’ve spent my life filled with odd feelings and hunches thanks to this god forsaken Sasquatch Syndrome!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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Sasqui

they found a "family of sasqui" in the north Georgia mountains
by john-steven wilkerson October 14, 2008
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Sasuage

Claudia : O wow I was working out with Chad yesterday and his Sasuage was buldging through his shorts!
Kiersten : Yes he does have some nice Sasuage did you know it was 14 inches long I should know as many times as I sucked it!
Claudia : Yeah I know he let me massage it and suck it right there in the gym!
Kiersten : Yeah but I bet he didn't stick it in your tight pussy and make you moan!
Claudia : Actually he did and he fucked me in the ass too!
Kiersten : Well I bet he didn't tie you up and make you squeal like a pig with his Sasuage inside your body for like an hour!
Claudia : No that sounds retarded!
Kiersten : Ha Ha I win!
Claudia : Grow Up!
by SlopNChop April 6, 2017
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Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).
"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010
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sasqaatch

A loving way to describe monstrous acts (of love or of weirdness) of your girlfriends.
Derived from the term "sasquatch".
Girlfriend 1: "OMG, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
Girlfriend 2: "Girl, you are such a sasqaatch."
by The hottest sasqaatches ever October 23, 2010
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Sassuality

Sassuality is simply the act of being sassy. It can be defined as a love and desire for verbal power; supernatural confidence; and an unrelenting pursuit of attention. An early sign of sassuality is a burning passion for the last word in every conversation, debate, or discussion. Most sassies can create dramatic phrases spontaneously.

Plural: Sassies
Singular: Sassy
My sassuality is going to make me sass the crap out of that person!
by Majivugirl November 7, 2011
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