sasquat

The position one takes when they have a sudden urge to run into the woods to take an enormous dump.

Jack suddenly ran off the third green into the woods to sasquat after eating "bad" sausage for breakfast.

by Thomas Wronski February 15, 2007

Sasquats

Used to describe a fitness fanatic/personal trainer/exercise guru/or anyone involved in the fitness industry that possesses an unnatural amount of body hair

I hope we don't get Jamal as our trainer again, that sasquats is WAY too hairy for my liking

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018