tuna sample

When a hoebag flaunts her vagina in a club or dance studio by saying free samples all day but shes talking about her fishy smelled cunt

Damn Mariah stop showing me your vagina, it's making me want a tuna sample.

by Hailey Kindles February 22, 2009

royal sampler

A hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. Strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.

Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal Sampler.

by hunt (cerv) September 27, 2005

simple as

Term from the North of England, used to denote that actions are easy. Can substitute for "sorted". A contraction of "simple as simple does". Likely originates from the Lancashire area.

"Vote Tory. Simple as." -- Greggs

by Norf Man November 9, 2020

hot cocoa sampler box

A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"I swear I'm going postal if I get another hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by Lady Csyde February 7, 2004

S1MPLEMINDZ

A YouTube Call of Duty commentator. A true silverback, s1mple gives it to you straight and doesn't sugarcoat shit. Though not the best player, s1mple is one of the realest commentators out there while maintaining a great sense of humor. He talks about being successful as a teen, sexual stories, things that piss him off, and more. A lot of people are sensitive to his videos but he's a cool guy. Love you man, waist-hug-mouth-open!

S1MPLEMINDZ:

"A bukakke is when you have one female -- or a dude, whatever you're into. Hey! I don't judge, the bible says not to. There's one female in the center of this room and you got a bunch of dudes just fuckin jerkin their girken until they fuckin spray their white load all over this bitch. And she looks like a straight-up glazed donut.

by Bolo2k10 August 7, 2011

it's simple: kill the batman

the solution to all of life's problems.

Person 1: "How do I get girls to like me?"
Person 2: "it's simple: kill the batman."

by Inco33 October 18, 2008

simple dimplee poo

A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.

That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017