Satan's Monacle

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.

I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?

by Singster725 December 9, 2008

Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money

A time when you have no money and at the same time owe another person who is low on/has no money.

Person 1: 'Hey man, do you have some $ 5 to borrow me?
Person 2: Nah I'm broke.
Person 1: What about you?
Person 3: I don't have money, this guy owes me.
Person 1: Yah. Imma broke ass nigga, carrying another broke ass nigga's money.

by I'm sarcastic person who loves April 17, 2013

Queefenstein's Monster

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.

Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.

by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009

McDonald’s Money

Something you and yo mama ain’t have, but boy do you wish.

Now Sharkisha do you have McDonald’s Money?

by CantFindADamnSnack October 4, 2017

that's money

1.) a phrase used as an expression of liking something greatly. 2.) A reference to an expensive item, can be used as a compliment. 3.) Term used to express large margin deal in business (That's money!). Often used by grown men in finance, real-estate and other various forms of business.

Example 1:
Bro-ha: "Did you have da fried chicken nigga?"
Bree-wa: "Yes'sa!"
Bro-ha: "Word nigga! Now dats that's money!

Example 2:
Joey C: "How's yous like my new shoes nigga?"
Whammy b: "Damn cousin J-crazy, that's money."

Example: 3
Quitin Jones: "Boss, we got that Fresno deal signed."
Boss; "uncapped?"
Quitin Jones: "Yes'sa, no cap, minimum of 10 points just the way you priced."
Boss: "Damn son, now that's money!"

by duskins July 14, 2006

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee January 12, 2009

Drunkenstein's Monster

A person who is fed so many drinks from another drunk (the Drunkenstein) that they become a stiff, groaning, glazed eyed, shell of a human being.

A Drunkenstein is necessary to create such a being and the monster usually does what Drunkenstein tells them to do without question.

Last night Mikey bought me so many shots that I became Drunkenstein's Monster and started breaking things. Needless to say we got kicked out.

by Fritopia March 18, 2009