Ruse Papers

Papers you carry with you while making visits of a purely personal nature to coworkers, giving the impression to others that you intend to conduct actual business.

Grab some ruse papers and we'll go find out what Tracey's doing this weekend.

by savethemosquitoes April 16, 2011

Moulin Ruse

1. noun. a situation in which a woman is first seen from the rear and appears attractive, but later is revealed to be repulsive from the front.
2. verb. to actively bait someone into such a situation.
3. verb. to fall victim to such a situation.

When traipsing about in common gathering areas, one may find the allure of another beings presence to pique one's interest. Having seen only the back side of said being, one is compelled to investigate further. Upon realization that this interest is unfounded, it may go on record that one has been Moulin Ruse'd

by BrainLazy March 6, 2009

your ruse

Something that is not appreciated.

Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Customer: I beg your pardon?

Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me. (From Clerks)

by Anon July 20, 2009

Pee ruse

Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts.

Lee Proudlock pissed all over the place and blamed Neal. It was a total pee ruse.

by pooter diddler September 23, 2014

Ruse Cruised

Ruse Cruise means to get trolled by being bombarded with knockoff memes, usually from an anon account. Once you've been Ruse Cruised, there's no way to get rid of it. It's a neverending hailstorm, brother.

"My inbox is blowing up- I got Ruse Cruised last night and it hasn't let up since!"

by RuseCruise September 2, 2014

Clever Ruse

A reason to damn someone.

Person 1: They've breached our defenses!
Person 2: Damn them and their clever ruse!

by Bitch House January 24, 2009

I ruse

saying "I lose". Most fobs can't pronounce the L sound.

"I win, now you have to suck my dick"
"I ruse..I ruse..."

by prayerz November 19, 2009