Papers you carry with you while making visits of a purely personal nature to coworkers, giving the impression to others that you intend to conduct actual business.
by savethemosquitoes March 30, 2011
1. noun. a situation in which a woman is first seen from the rear and appears attractive, but later is revealed to be repulsive from the front.
2. verb. to actively bait someone into such a situation.
3. verb. to fall victim to such a situation.
2. verb. to actively bait someone into such a situation.
3. verb. to fall victim to such a situation.
When traipsing about in common gathering areas, one may find the allure of another beings presence to pique one's interest. Having seen only the back side of said being, one is compelled to investigate further. Upon realization that this interest is unfounded, it may go on record that one has been Moulin Ruse'd
by BrainLazy March 06, 2009
Something that is not appreciated.
Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me. (From Clerks)
Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me. (From Clerks)
by Anon July 21, 2009
Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts.
by pooter diddler September 23, 2014
Ruse Cruise means to get trolled by being bombarded with knockoff memes, usually from an anon account. Once you've been Ruse Cruised, there's no way to get rid of it. It's a neverending hailstorm, brother.
by RuseCruise September 03, 2014
by Bitch House January 25, 2009
by prayerz November 19, 2009