Rooney

When somebody laughs but in a high pitch and trying not to show any teeth.

"He had a pure rooney laugh"

by TomDean April 13, 2012

Rooney

A rooney (noun)
Is another word for a hair transplant and was derived from English footballer/donkey/ogre Wayne Rooney having a hair transplant in 2011

Dave: "OI! CARL WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
Carl: "I didn't want to be bald so I had a Rooney"

by whiteboy1010 September 18, 2011

Rooney

A goal, a feat performed by kicking a football into the net.

"Dad look what I can do!" *kid kicks football into net* "I got a Rooney."

by f00k July 24, 2007

Rooney

When a girl you are hooking up gets completely naked and mounts you - but proceeds to only give you a handjob followed by a blowjob.

Brad was excited when she took all her clothes off, but was very disappointed when all he received was a Rooney.

Graham: That girl seemed slutty, you close the deal?
Brad: Nah, I thought so, but I guess she is only cool with slangin' out Rooneys.

by CharleysNinja July 25, 2011

Rooney

A person originating from Rooney land (England) mistakenly sometimes thought to be co-terminus with Chav. The term in fact refers to all people who derive from English ancestry. Even including Sarj.

Feck orf you Rooney Barsteward or Oi Rooney show us your union jack pants.

by ShopSoiled May 25, 2007

Rooney

Jacked or stolen. To take something that is not rightfully theirs.

theif (noun)

burglarize, cheat, defraud, embezzle, poach, purloin, ransack, remove, rifle, rip off, shoplift, swindle, swipe, take (verb)

stolen (adjective)

That girl rooneyed our designated parking space. (verb)

Don't be a rooney. You can pay for your candybar in you pocket (noun)

That iPhone on Craigslist is rooneyed merchandise.

by sleeslag September 10, 2011

Rooney

verb; the act of doing outrageous, inadequate behavior.
In other words, gettin Dookie wit it, gettin hella crazy, actin hella hyphy az otha people would say it. Also including Destructive, Vandalistic behavior.

Kris P.- Damn that was hella Rooney.

Part of Verse- I get stuwey, dookie, hella Rooney...

by Ezplizti of Roon sQUAD February 17, 2008