Shirtless Rollerblading Guitar Guy

A man, well known in the Edmonton Capital region of Alberta, Canada, who rollerblades around busy streets on the south side of Edmontmon without a shirt, singing and playing is guitar. He's Edmonton's local "Horseback Jesus." He's been noted to have some less-than-savoury opinions and has garnered a fair amount of controversy online. Similar to the North American Robin, spotting him is the first sign of spring in Edmonton.

Edmontonion: Spring is in the air! I just saw shirtless rollerblading guitar guy going down whyte!
Calgarian: You saw who??

by GamersRightsAdvocate June 4, 2021

rollerblading

An activity involving skating around touristy promenade type places wearing boots with little wheels on the bottom.

- What's the hardest thing about taking up rollerblading?
- I dunno.
- Telling your mom you're gay.

by Latenite June 11, 2006

rollerblaring

the extremely irritating act of rollerblading while blaring your stereo, boom box, etc on your shoulder

Person 1: I think we should jump that person for rollerblaring
Person 2: Yeah, and especially for playing Justin Bieber music

by the infamous atheist February 10, 2012

Rollerblading

The gayest sport out there.

Guy 1: "WOW I just love rollerblading!"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's gay."

by ayebird69 July 12, 2021

Rollerblading

Putting on skates and having anal while she goes jogging(usually late at night).

He was rollerblading behind her with his dick in her ass.

by DaddiesDinU June 4, 2025