Roland TR-808

revolutionary musical device created in the late 1980s that not only keeps the beat in songs but creates the actual music. Kelis references it in her song Bossy " We gon' keep it poppin while the 808 is jumpin" most of Mariah Careys "Emancipation of MiMi was created using a Roland TR-808

We dropped some sick beats with my Roland TR-808

by Skylarskank June 15, 2008

Rolande

the feminine version of Roland, meaning "queen of the land" in German. People of the name Rolande are usually mysterious, loyal, friendly, dark haired, pretty, intelligent, and vibrant. They are not always athletic or at the center of attention, but they possess a certain charm that makes people want to be around them.

Rolande is my role model!

by Scarlette O'Reilley June 15, 2009

Rolanding

When you're in the shower with your Taekwondo friend and they slap their soapy cock in your eye and it gets all red.

Oh fuck dude you just did a rolanding on my eye.

by Cazro August 21, 2020

Roland Martin

CNN analyst, political commentator, Al Sharpton's love child. If blackness is involved, he's getting involved.

"You didn't hear? The civil war was all about slavery."

"Nah, there were secular political reasons involved as well. Don't be such a Roland Martin."

by Cuban sandwich April 11, 2010

Rolando

Rolando is a person who can make any conversation nasty or just wierd. rolando will do things that are strange but he knows there right . rolandos are unlucky. things almost never go the right way for them rolandos are liers but its a skill that gets them out of trouble rolandos are scarred at a very young age. rolandos will grow up to make a girl as happy as he can. if you get to the right side of him he will treat you with all respect if you are someone he might not feel comfortable around he will act like a adult or grown up. most of the time rolandos are bad boys on the outside but are sweet hearts on the inside they dont like bragging about themselves as they are known for getting their way around anything. rolandos know how to tell if your his friend or his enemy rolandos are often made fun of. if you have a rolando don't let him go he is the most loyal person you will ever meet if you get on that side of him. rolando will NEVER fight his family even if it hurts him he will only defend them.

damn you got that rolando hes really loyal

by buduehd January 4, 2018

Rowland

An all around life adonis. Some say they came down from the heavens to make regular peoples lives more meaningful and entertaining. They often contain extremely important life skills such as being extremely gifted at beer pong, shaving their dominant facial hair and dishing out high fives for no decent reason. Other human beings sometimes attempt to be as successful in life as Rowlands but pale in comparison eg: Everyone. Rowlands are rare to find but easy to point out as they are often coated in a thick layer of awesomeness.

Agatha: "Oh my, that man is extremely handsome and good at everything important"
Gareth: "I agree, he must be a Rowland "

by treatstorquay September 4, 2012

Roland

1. Roland (Frankish: Hruodland, Italian: Orlando) is a character in medieval and Renaissance literature, the chief paladin of Charlemagne and a central figure in the Matter of France. It is thought the title character of the 12th century Song of Roland, which recounts his final stand against the Muslims during the Battle of Roncevaux Pass, is based on a real person who died in that battle (under different circumstances), but the authors of most later chansons de geste and the Renaissance epics Orlando innamorato and Orlando furioso made little attempt to establish historical accuracy.
2. From the The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language. Roland{1}. A masculine given name. Roland{2}. n. A lengendary paladin and nephew of Charlemange killed in the battle against the Saracens at Roncesvalles.
3. An individual of high intellect, fun loving and irresistible to women.

1. There exists only one historical mention of a French Roland, found in the section of Vita Karoli Magni on Roncevaux Pass, written by Charlemagne's courtier and biographer Einhard.
2. Gawd girl! That guy is such a Roland

by Roland819 December 9, 2008