rip

v. To flatulate, fart

I just ripped a good one

by indydave July 24, 2005

rip

when someone says or does something that turns out to be wrong.

Person A: (Picks up remote and presses ON) "Damnit, why won't this work?"
(Taps remote on table) "Still not working!" (Checks for batteries) "Oh, no batteries."

Person B: "Ha, that's a rip!"

by Amanda April 7, 2005

rip

In card games, to mise a card from the top of your deck, which then will win you the game, or have some other similarly large effect.
To open, esp. a pack of cards.
To obtain from a pack of cards.

What a rip! Wrath of God!
Wanna rip these packs, or save them for later?
I ripped an Arcbound Ravager the other day.

by Hukuma Xpyweb September 4, 2004

rip

synonym for good, great, awesome, fantastic, super...

urban dictionary dot com rips.

by helen July 31, 2004

rip

1. noun - 'a rip'. general all-purpose insult. usually coupled with 'fat' as in 'fat rip'.

2. verb - 'to rip'. to insult someone; to take the piss out of someone.

1. 'ah, bowie, yer a fat rip'

2. 'ah, bowie, ye got ripped by a teacher'

by coffeeblonde November 21, 2004

rip

Used when describing something teared, or shredded

"I ripped that paper towel over there"
"Can you please rip me off a piece of plastic wrap?"

by ViolentHamster8II April 20, 2021

rip

To place ones hand on someone elses neck and retract very quickly causing a burning sensation. Usually given when someone says something very stupid or out of place.

Person #1- Yo you know that guy Mike...
Person #2- Yea hes pretty gay...
Person #1- Rip!!! he's got a girlfriend blah...
Person #2- Yea, but...but...

by Turovskiy December 8, 2007