A-RI-GA-TO-OU

"arigatou," or "thank you." But not really - because what you're really doing, is trying to sound cute and/or sexy by breaking the word down into all of its syllables. This is done in an attempt to seduce the person(s) hearing the phrase.

Me: "Here Ms. Applewaters, your sink has been fixed."
You: "Oh Mr. Plumber, a-ri-ga-to-ou"
70's electro porn pop starts playing in the background
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by The Great Shrimpini February 17, 2019

rigamortified

rigamortifyed or rigamortis is when after death the body stiffens in the position it is laying/sitting/standing, whatever
like whena mouse dies and its legas are all stickin up everywhere and you poke it with a stick and it's all hard and what not.

Yeah, we found it in the pool. all rigamortified. must have drowned the poor bastard.

by Naoutka November 7, 2003

rigamarole

An annoying series of seemingly unnecessary steps that causes a commotion and results in confusion, irritation and resentment by the people who inevitably have to do all the extra work to fix something they didn't break.

After all the rigamarole Sally caused by changing her tax status and then 10 other people followed suit, we have to re-enter all the timesheets which means payroll will be late! This has never happened before, I'll have to call the bank and investigate our options, it's already after 4:30, somebody better still be there...this is going to wreck my date tonight, if I'm going to be that late, I might as well not go at all...Sally is SUCH a bitch!"

by Petra777 January 12, 2008

Rigamerection

An erection caused, after death, from rigamortis.

I didn't realize dudes could get a boner when they died until I got that job at the morgue and saw at least one rigamerection a day.

by LemmeF1ndOut October 9, 2020

rigamaroo

Giving someone the run around. Not being straight and to the point.

"I talked to John today about the project and he just gave me the rigamaroo!"

by Tsalagi April 16, 2004

Rigatriculus

Something that is so ridiculously tricky, that it seems Rigged.

"That exam was so Rigatriculus, that each question felt like it was a trick meant to ensure that you fail.

by Anguila October 12, 2018

Rigatoni Mouth

When someone with an outbreak of herpes has a white, and pusy mouth which resembles a plate of recently devoured rigatoni.

I gave your mom that rigatoni mouth last night.

by cornelius rigatoni March 7, 2011