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show me your resume

A phrase used to request a fist bump. Usually used among climbers. Originally used to show that the other person is safe to climb with.
"Yo Somani, show me your resume!"
by 5.15 is only the beginning February 9, 2010
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Retrumplican

1) A Trump Republican.

2) A Republican who is linked to Trump, whether they want to be or not.
Jeff Sessions was a Retrumplican before anyone else.

Even though Karen Handel doesn't mention Trump once on her website, her opponents will attempt to paint her as a Retrumplican.
by bob beeflips April 27, 2017
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Dude Resume

A resume to keep your dude life in check.
DUDE! I TOTALLY HAD A FOURSOME WITH WILL AND TWO CHICKS WE JUST MET AT THE BAR, I'M TOTALLY PUTTING THAT ON MY DUDE RESUME.
by XbrennanXsurfX August 5, 2008
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Chinese Rerun

n. The result of combining all the containers of different leftovers from a big Chinese take-out order into one pan and re-heating.

Usually results in a very tasty but unidentifiable mystery dish.

Can also be applied to Thai food (i.e. Thai Rerun)
You: What's for dinner?
Me: Chinese Rerun
You: Mmmmmm!
by ctrlU January 24, 2012
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résumé fuck

Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.
Even though Britney Spears has fallen so far and looks like shit now, I'd still résumé fuck her.
by Mike Daly April 11, 2008
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recumcised

The act of previously being circumcised and upon losing numerous weight; the extra skin swoops down and leaks over previously cut genetalia. Creating a new fold for cheese production.
"Tony, that fat nigga got recumcised when he lost all that weight."

"When I was a teenager I was about 300 lbs. and only about up until 5 years or so ago have I been able to get down to about 230 lbs, unintentionally recumcising myself."
by Jarek Azevedo December 9, 2008
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resume leech

An individual who holds a position for the sole purpose of listing that position on their resume.

Generally this applies to a temporary position and the individual involved does not fulfill the necessary requirements for that position yet, the title of their position sounds very impressive on a resume.
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John: "Sam is never in his office. He is the President of our organizations but never does anything here."

Jack: "I'm pretty sure he is just a resume leech."
by Cheahman March 17, 2010
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