by metallicaandmegadetharegreat June 01, 2020
I was like, "Why does this guy buy a gun for his daughters 10th birthday?", but then I realized he was republican.
by rabarberbarbara January 26, 2016
Simply put: A selfish 'person' that doesn't care about OUR(and I say OUR because all living things share it) environment,and therefore OUR planet, or the suffering of other human beings inhabiting the world, since their actions affect not only Americans, but also others on Earth, including those innocent people diyng in Iraq, and those millions of people, plants, and animals afflicted by their lack of concern for the environment.
by diana in the mist June 02, 2006
denotes people who are arrogant, cold blooded, money worshiping, racists, intolerant, liars, ignorant and the list goes on infinitely.
Republicans epitomize absurdity and contradiction; consider themselves as devout christians but support capital punishment and war. (one of the commandments "Thou shall not kill" suddenly vanishes from their memory. Could be due to their brains size of a booger). Shout "communists" especially when they cannot refute the truth.
by birchman October 24, 2011
Pre-diabetic people obsessed with confusing Walt Disney for Jesus Christ. They are terribly afflicted with racism, sexism, selfishness, paranoia, greed, and ignorance; they generally take several lifetimes to acknowledge common sense, then turn around and brand themselves the originator of it.
Usually identified by their:
plain clothes
terrible hair cuts
basic sense of humor
awful musical tastes
bad sense of judgment
over-laughing
allergies to non-red-meat foods
SHYNESS
Usually identified by their:
plain clothes
terrible hair cuts
basic sense of humor
awful musical tastes
bad sense of judgment
over-laughing
allergies to non-red-meat foods
SHYNESS
"Really?"
"I Swear"
"But, I mean I was just talking to him"
"Me too."
"My God. A Republican. So gross. I'm taking a shower."
"I Swear"
"But, I mean I was just talking to him"
"Me too."
"My God. A Republican. So gross. I'm taking a shower."
by Obi_Juan January 30, 2017
A person of American origin who obstensibly votes for a certain political party called Republicans. There are in fact three distinctive types of Republicans:
1) those who call themselves fiscal conservatives and focus primarily on promoting free enterprise, lowering of federal and state taxes, and cutting government regulations to allow the market more leeway; 2) those who call themselves social conservatives, who focus on promoting religious orthodoxy in both a social and political environs, the curtailing of 'permissive' acts of sexuality, and generally promoting the vague standard of 'family values'; and 3) serious evil f-cks who take both aspects of 1) and 2) to extreme levels, who have no tolerance for others of dissenting opinions, who declare everyone and their parents 'traitors' at the slightest provocation, and are more than enjoying themselves with the thought of dragging the entire planet into Hell.
On no account should you allow a Type-3 Republican to read 'Weekly Standard' to you. Not because anything he says will convince you but because he'll start foaming at the mouth and you'll have to clean up the mess.
1) those who call themselves fiscal conservatives and focus primarily on promoting free enterprise, lowering of federal and state taxes, and cutting government regulations to allow the market more leeway; 2) those who call themselves social conservatives, who focus on promoting religious orthodoxy in both a social and political environs, the curtailing of 'permissive' acts of sexuality, and generally promoting the vague standard of 'family values'; and 3) serious evil f-cks who take both aspects of 1) and 2) to extreme levels, who have no tolerance for others of dissenting opinions, who declare everyone and their parents 'traitors' at the slightest provocation, and are more than enjoying themselves with the thought of dragging the entire planet into Hell.
On no account should you allow a Type-3 Republican to read 'Weekly Standard' to you. Not because anything he says will convince you but because he'll start foaming at the mouth and you'll have to clean up the mess.
Well, yes, I'm a repubican but I'm from the wing of the party that actually tries to be nice to people.
by Paul Wartenberg May 14, 2003
Voting Republican:
:::Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
:::Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
:::Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
:::The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
:::A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
:::The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
:::If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
:::A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
:::Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
:::Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
:::A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
:::Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
:::The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
:::Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
:::Supporting "Executive Privilege" for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)
:::What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
:::Oh, and now you stand up for your republican Pedophile buddies and instead talk about CLINTON!!
:::Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
:::Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
:::Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
:::The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
:::A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
:::The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
:::If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
:::A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
:::Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
:::Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
:::A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
:::Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
:::The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
:::Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
:::Supporting "Executive Privilege" for every Republican ever born, who will be born or who might be born (in perpetuity.)
:::What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
:::Oh, and now you stand up for your republican Pedophile buddies and instead talk about CLINTON!!
by Bob Lombardo April 05, 2006