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emergency repair procedure #1

When a piece of equipment malfunctions, the proper response is to kick it as soon as possible in the hope that it rectifies the problem.
How expensive the equipment is and the time it would take a technician to arrive, however short, are irrelevant.
It is usually only succeeds in worsening the problem, however, most techs appreciate the user trying at least some form of repair themselves. Hence, the rule.
McCoy: Chalmers, the transmitter is down again.
Chalmers: What were you doing?
McCoy: Trying to make a call.
Chalmers: Then what did you do?
McCoy: Emergency repair procedure #1
Chalmers: You kicked it?
McCoy: Yep.
Chalmers: Well, at least you tried something.
by Scale Enlie March 5, 2008
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Asus Repair Kit

An Asus repair kit is a hammer. Often used on old Asus motherboards or just any Asus motherboard that doesn't work.
My old Asus motherboard broke, so I decided to use my Asus repair kit on it.
by Tgump July 7, 2008
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camel toe repairman

One who repairs unsightly camel toes. This person would also tell you if spinach was in your teeth. The tool belts of these repairmen typically consist of pliers, maxi-pads, tweezers, and for more extreme cases a crow bar. You may find licensed repairmen with more advanced equipment. These repairmen can also fix Moose Knuckles, although they will charge a hearty fee. Good places to spot one in action are gymnasiums, swim meets, and the county fair.
Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a camel toe repairman.
Does anyone know a good camel toe repairman that will come out on Sunday afternoon?
by Amy LC May 25, 2006
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Bush Repair

I hear Julie’s gone in for some emergency Bush Repair, apparently her Labia was hanging on her knees. The surgeon said it was a big job.
by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020
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Repairman syndrome

When a malfunctioning appliance or piece of electronic equipment recommences working normally when under observation by a professional or other witness.
The computer kept locking up whenever I tried to log in... until the guy from IT came up to fix it. Then it worked fine. I guess it has a case of repairman syndrome.
by NorThor October 9, 2008
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ghetto repair

A cheap and easy way to repair something usually by using household items.
A ghetto repair can be described as using duct-tape for almost everything, garbage sacks as car windows, or bungie cords to keep your bumper attached to your car.
by Kevin Deck June 11, 2006
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REPAIRMAN

Character from the 1996 Nickelodeon Show "Kenan and Kel" played by Kel Mitchell. Always attempted to fix things but just straight out broke them even more.
WOMAN: Oh, REPAIRMAN, please fix our television set.

REPAIRMAN: No Problem Ma'am, I'm REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN (smashes tv with hammer.)
by THE MASTER OF DISGUISEE October 31, 2009
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