Skip to main content

Rejaculate

Resisting the urge to ejaculate too early
e.g. Mary: "shit Joseph, already? We've only been fucking for 30 seconds!"

Joseph: "fine Mary. I'll just have to rejaculate!"
by hlb123 September 21, 2016
mugGet the Rejaculatemug.

rejaculate

When a gentleman ejaculates in a womans mouth, in such quantities that the semem exits the body through the nasal cavity.
Jake’s cum face sparked such laughter with Jenny that she rejaculated all over his nuts.
by Bonniemeisters69 December 25, 2021
mugGet the rejaculatemug.

rejaculate

1/ Come again
2/ To exclaim, cry out or say in surprise more than once
1/ Man, that was such a sex session I had with your mother last night - I must have rejaculated 3 or 4 times!

2/ "Ouch!" yelped the drunk husband as he smashed his shins into the coffee table in the dark when he came home from the pub.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" he rejaculated when he woke up the next morning to find the ticking of his watch sounded like Big Ben.
by innesa March 3, 2011
mugGet the rejaculatemug.

Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.
Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”
by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022
mugGet the Premature Rejaculationmug.

Share this definition