The word "resistonce" is not meant to be confused with its counterpart "resistance", meaning "a group of persons who oppose a force". The word resistonce means "a group of no more than two persons who,although severly outnumbered, are extremely stubborn to give up their resisting, despite how stupid it may be". This word is pronounced normally with a faulty French accent, and has emphasis on the ending "once", such as the "resistooonnnnnnnnnccccceeeeee!!"
The part "once" is NEVER to be said like the word "once", such as "I once got my head stuck in the toilet." NEVER.
The part "once" is NEVER to be said like the word "once", such as "I once got my head stuck in the toilet." NEVER.
J: "Hey, why don't you help us build our fort?"
M & B *with faulty French accents*: "NEVER!! THE RESISTOOONNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEE!!"
other J *dead to the world*: "Aaaahgbheh...be quiet!! I'm trying to SLEEP!!"
B & M *more faulty French accents*:"ACK! NO! THE RESISTONCE!!"
*dives back into fort snickering*
J *weirded out*:"oookkkkkk..." *backs away*
M & B *with faulty French accents*: "NEVER!! THE RESISTOOONNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEE!!"
other J *dead to the world*: "Aaaahgbheh...be quiet!! I'm trying to SLEEP!!"
B & M *more faulty French accents*:"ACK! NO! THE RESISTONCE!!"
*dives back into fort snickering*
J *weirded out*:"oookkkkkk..." *backs away*
by **spazzy** January 20, 2007
Get the resistonce mug.A female slut that shows up to sailing regattas not to sail but to get banged by as many drunken sailors in the cabins of their boats as possible. She typically claims to know how to sail but generally doesn't know shit. She will often wear a bikini to advertise her intentions on the racecourse. Sometimes she can be referred to as a cockpit not to be mistaken with the after middle section of a sailboat where the crew will sit. She'll wear the latest team logo gear as if she's a sponsored pro even if she had only sailed on the boat once, the owner gave her the gear hoping he would have a turn with her later.
She will seek out to hook up with the best sailors first but will settle for any hard penis by the end of the rum party. There is always at least one at every regatta, and she will probably bring by her equally slutty friend that has nothing to do with sailing at all but has the same intentions.
She will seek out to hook up with the best sailors first but will settle for any hard penis by the end of the rum party. There is always at least one at every regatta, and she will probably bring by her equally slutty friend that has nothing to do with sailing at all but has the same intentions.
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Jack wasn't completely satisfied with his value meal until he realized that there were nine members of the french resistance at the bottom of his bag.
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