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Red Balls 

When a man does not succumb to his nuts exploding from being so horny gaining super powers including starting fires with his mind.
Patient: My testicles are killing me.

Doctor: You probably have red balls. Put ice on it.

Boston Red Balls 

The fine, time-honored tradition of fornicating with a woman who is menstrating, resulting in having a blood-red sack, then wiping the man's bloody ballbag all over said woman's face. (Also known as a Bloody Teabag).
"That dumb bitch didn't tell me she was bleeding this week, so I gave her the ol' Boston Red Balls."
Boston Red Balls by jimmyg5243 February 23, 2009

soap red balls 

forgetting to wash the soap off the area of your balls. then getting a painful chafing rash.
soap red balls by Danno April 4, 2005

Red ahh Balls

Ya bro ur ass got caught in ma boys washroom yorkin it after u said u had to take a shit. Embarrassing
Yo r u the guy with the red ahh balls?
Red ahh Balls by Captain Talon March 24, 2026

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

Red, White and Blue Balls 

What chuck norris gets instead of blue balls. This is becuase he the greatest American ever to live.
Look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!
Red, White and Blue Balls by iwwf September 10, 2008