Rant

The extensively talk about a given topic longer than needed whether anyone cares or not

Lashaia always going on a rant on snapchat, complaining about school or her life with her headass

by Lxrdkd April 29, 2015

Ranschke

A long pointy needle like penis

Oh boy Jake over there has one weird shaped Ranschke

by P Shaft July 30, 2011

Hitler Rant

Taken from the movie 'Downfall', or in German, 'Der Undertang', Hitler Rant videos are one scene from this movie with english subtitles about random subjects. One is about Hitler being gay, (my favorite) Hitler being upset about the ipad, Modern Warfare 2, and about all the Hitler rant videos on youtube.

general a: "We can escape under the city this way."
hitler: "No one must find out about my gay boyfriend there."
general a: "My fürher, the people know."
hitler: "Anyone who would take pussy...over...cock... leave the room now. *95% people leave*
hitler: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?!? ALL I DID WAS TAKE GAY QUIZES ON FACEBOOK! THEY'LL PROBABLY HACK MY ACCOUNT AND POST THE PICTURES ON 4CHAN! NOW THE WORLD KNOWS I LOVE CUM IN MY FACE! WE DON'T NEED WOEMEN! WE'LL RIP OUT THEIR VAGINAS AND UTARAY AND SHOVE THEM UP OUR ASSES! Do realize I am paraphrazing. check out the hitler rant videos on youtube!

by A7X forever August 11, 2010

Randsday

A holiday celebrated by Ayn Rand fans all around the world. It is observed every 2nd February, the birthday of Ayn Rand, and it consists of giving yourself a gift to celebrate the "rational selfishness" advocated by Ayn Rand. Randsday is to remind yourself that pleasure in life is an actual human need and that joy and motivation are to be deserved, they will not come to you automatically. Celebrate you are alive by loving your values and re-affirming your virtues.

"hey, today is Randsday! I'm gonna indulge in some good banquet and good cabernet wine. Cheers to me!"

"Man, it's 2nd February! Give yourself a break"

by Hofesh February 3, 2013

/rant

A nerd way of succinctly ending a rant typically on an internet blog or message board. By invoking a semblance of programming code, the nerd hopes to appease fellow nerds with a chuckle, while also disarming readers with a framing device to lesson the impact of their prior inflammatory words.

..so that's why george lucas having kids ruined the entire star wars franchise for the rest of us. /rant.

by JambaJews January 11, 2009

Ranso

When you grab a monkey by the balls, hang him from a rusty hook and eat popcorn while sitting next to a shark infested pool while laughing a blood curdling laugh as blood gushes out of your eye sockets.

"Man, that monkey pissed me off so much I had to ranso him"

by The guy who made Ranso June 1, 2020

Swivel Rant

Usually seen on blogs and other comment sites, a swivel rant is little more than an angry run down of points/issues/people you wish to tell to go swivel.

"Did you get a response to your proposal on your blog?"

"Yeah, but nothing constructive, just a swivel rant"

by Old Slaughter February 26, 2010