Rant

;Expressing opinions in a rambling or agravated manner.

;A spell of ranting; a tirade
She ranted about the old lady parking wrong.

The rant showed her opinions of the choir.

She had written an rant blog.
by Knowledgeislife August 03, 2012
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V. (as in "you've been ranted")

Ranting:

-the act of responding to a comment using the current topic and then segueing into other subject matter with the intent of being humorous and/or annoying. Most effective when done to the 4th or 5th "power"
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Guy #1: It's a sarcastic take on Godzilla and Japanese art

Guy #2: Did the Japanese find this offensive?

Guy #3: (who randomly chanced upon said conversation)
Do Japanese people find sarcasm offensive? what kind of question is that? That's like asking if burning the carcasses of dead cats can be perceived as cruel! Sure, normal people could care less, but is it really necessary? And also, does the burning of said cats negate their chances of going to heaven? Have we condemned the lives of millions of millions of felines into the black oblivion that is hell? But another thing to consider is, do they even DESERVE to go to heaven? Most cats I know are anti-social and will bite you if you rub their fur the wrong way. Why can't they be more like dogs and just be content with the ability to lick their own balls? People spend YEARS trying to learn this ability, what do you think yoga is meant for? Flexibility is one of the most understated abilities of the human body and is often neglected. What many don't understand is that by working to become more flexible they not only decrease the chance of injury but increase the ability to gain lean muscle. You've been ranted.
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The Rant is a person you used to have a relationship with, basically and ex boy/girlfriend but you talk shit about them all the time to your friends and think they are a dyke or lesbian
FUCKING DYKE HEADASS BITCH
Guy 1: Dude bitch was wack
Guy 2: uhuh
Guy 1: Bitch was two face bitch and shit man
Guy 2: The Rant begins
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Rant

--1.
-a novel by Chuck Palahniuk (author of Fight Club)

--2.
-the titular character of the novel of the same name. His real name is Buster L. Casey but his nickname "Rant" came from a childhood prank involving animal organs which resulted in numerous people getting sick. As each person threw up, they made a sound that resembled the word "rant," which became a local synonym for "vomit" and Buster's nickname.
He starts a tooth fairy scheme involving gold pieces which changes the economy of his town, deliberately gets bitten by spiders, snakes, coyotes, etc. until he gets rabies, spreads it other ppl and then moves to the big city where he participates in a demolition derby known as "Party Crashing".

--3.
-to throw up or vomit. originates from the book "Rant".
--1.
Guy 1: I like Fight Club.
Guy 2: Read Rant.
Guy 1: Why? Reading is stupid.
Guy 2: No U. (wins argument)

--2.
Tyler: I remember Rant Casey. He personally gave me rabies.
Jack: Bull****. You just want to be famous by association with Rant. You never actually met him did you?
Tyler: Actually I did. He had jet-black teeth, and rumor has it that he invented Party Crashing. (wins a gold coin dated 1887)

--3.
Girl 1: Holy crap I feel sick.
Girl 2: Yeah, what's up?
Girl 1: I think I'm gonna rant.
Girl 2: No U. (wins NOT-VOMIT)
by Raye Penbar December 15, 2008
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Short for retarded pants. Used to describe capri pants.
That girl looks stupid wearing those rants.
by Stan Andrews June 29, 2008
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RANT

The Poor White Persons version of RAP, in the sense that it a specific kind of spoken or written format, blending artistic expression, personal experience and politic protest and is usually written for an audience of peers in mind. Like RAP, it is an angry but non-violent form of political expression. Punk Music is to Ranting as Rap Music is to Rapping. Today, poor whites, perform Rants in pubs, pod-casts and on the Internet.

Anger is usually the fuel that oppressed people use to organize and fight for social and political change. Since Rich Whites don't want change, they have re-defined the tradition of Ranting into something that is done by crazy, unstable people, used to incite violence the same way they have positioned, re-defineded and/or reacted to RAP and Rap Music.

Historically, in Old Europe, Rich Whites encouraged Poor Whites to physically fight each other, Boxing, and outlawed Ranting in many cities and countries. Ranting like Rapping, is considered more dangerous then Boxing to the White Power Structure, because it encourages poor people to become personally and actively politically engaged and to collectively direct their anger outwards in organized political action rather then inwards, towards each other.

Speakers Corner in Hyde Park, London England is the oldest Public Ranting Space and has had such people as George Orwell and Karl Marx Rant there. It is still the place in England where The Poor gather to protest. A recent anti-war protest at Speakers Corner was banned for "safety," reasons.
Let's go over to Speaker's Corner in Hyde Park and listen to the Rants.

Rick Mercier became famous in Canada for his ranting on This Hour Has Twenty Two Minutes.

Did you hear her brilliant rant against Rich Whites at the pub last night?
by punkgirl November 14, 2006
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When a player(s) on different teams or the same team in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 undergo a savage onslaught by the opposing team to the point were either domination of the entire team/ player is taking place or it is being executed to the opposing team in the same manner
Boy we getting "Rant" in this bitch, they have all flags taken, and we can't even get out of the got damn House.

Boy Dem boys got rant like a mug, yah feel me kenfolk!
by Bishop Willy January 04, 2010
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