Randolph

You know your from Randolph NJ when:
-There is a party basically every weekend.
-You hate Roxbury & Knolls.
-Almost everyone is completely loaded.
-Your parents are doctors, lawyers, etc.
-Your high school is beastly at Ice Hockey.
-DQ is where every girl works during the summer.
-You stop at Burrinis, ACME, 711, or Dunkin in the morning.
-Budd is your favorite RAM guard.
-Almost everyone drinks/smokes on a daily basis.
-When your bored you either go to a party or drive around.
-Rumors spread like wildfire.
-Basically every girl isnt a virgin.
-Half the school is STD infested.
-You love Randolph even when there isnt anything to do.
-We suck at football.
-Spirit week is the only good week in school.
-When random fights break out for no reason.
-Everyone hates the guidance counselers, vice principles, etc.
-Every guy thinks their fantastic at graffiti.
-The freshman are always slutty as alllll hell.
-You go to the commons if you want to skip class.
-The cooking room is your favorite place to be.
-Everyone either works at Burrinis, Forte, DQ, or in Morristown.
-You know who did what & when.

person 1: wanna go to a party in Randolph?
person 2: hell yea!

by ohtrue22 January 3, 2010

Randolph-Macon Woman's College

Hollins to bed. Sweet Briar to wed. RMWC girls go Pre-med. If Hollins and Sweet Briar had a threesome with Einstein at Hampden-Sydney, they would have a baby called Randolph-Macon Woman's College. This baby would wear Lilly Pulitzer, pearls, rainbows, carry Vera Bradley to every class, and have the most recent knowledge of feminist culture as well as art, science, and literature. She also would be caught lurking in the woods at night wearing black robes and bandanas creating all sorts of mischief (some call witchcraft), but really, she lost her sororities in the 70s because civil rights were more important. Also, she would be split between three personalities: the confused hippy bisexual, the trophy wife heterosexual, and the banner waving lesbian.

HSC boy: Why are RMWC girls the best?
HSC boy 2: Because they know what "nantucket red" is, and they think it's retarded that we would care about such a material thing?
HSC boy: Yes.(Hand me another beer.)Plus, not only are they smarter in the classroom than any other girls, they're smarter in bed.

by 2cool4u October 12, 2004

randolph

When something is so foul it's just randolph. (rancid-randolph)

That dress is randolph.

That encounter was randolph. I got so much second-hand embarrassment

by purple_maddy February 20, 2022

randolf

Related to Gandalf, this man has a mighty beard that blows majestically in the wind. This person is known for pretending his name is Randy. He particularly enjoys long walks on the beach where his beard has fresh salty air to breath. (It is also known for being spelled Randalf)

Randolf prances in the woods in his colorful robes.

by Awesome ninja360 May 25, 2016

ragdoll

The Ragdoll is a breed of longhaired cat. It is best known for its docile and placid temperament and affectionate nature. It is perhaps the gentlest and most easy-going of breeds. The name "Ragdoll" derived from the fact that many of these cats go completely limp and relax when picked up. Ragdolls have a sturdy body, short legs, and a long thick coat with Siamese-style points.

My Ragdoll is the sweetest pet in the whole wide world.

by michmich July 29, 2005

Randol

From the greek work "adol-phus" meaning "the great one" (adol-great, phus-one). Of great fortune and envy. Ancient scripts wrote of people who prayed for the perfect man to blessed their hearts. Some say he is too good to be true, some say he is simply amazing. So they called him "adolphus".

Oh "Randol" truly you are magnificent....there is no other one except Randol.
Be my Randol
Wow, what a Randol you have
There is good, there is great, then there is Randol

by stokovic March 12, 2011

Randolph Ohio

A hick town in the middle of Northeast Ohio. Yep, that's about it.

Where do you live?
Randolph Ohio.
Never heard of it.

by Super.At.Masturbating February 21, 2011