randerson

the possession of constantly hard nipples

-"Hey are you happy to see me?"
-"Can't you tell? I've got randersons!"

by Charles Thardeiy April 23, 2010

Slime Rancher

Oh, only the best game ever! You step into the shoes of Beatrix LeBeau, a plucky girl who lives in The Far, Far Range, round up kawaii slimes, place them in corrals, feed them their favorite foods, collect their plorts, and the best part about it is that you can sell them, make largos, or make awesome gadgets! It's also a game about exploration, so you'll discover new locations and new types of slimes as you travel the range! You can also make trades with fellow ranchers, such as Odgen Ortiz, Victor Humphries, and Mochi Miles! Go buy yourself a copy of Slime Rancher if you haven't played it before! You're gonna love playing Slime Rancher as much as I do! X3

Phil: Wow, I love playing Slime Rancher! I made a Honey Hunter largo recently!
Chad: Yeah, Chad loves Slime Rancher, too, man. Digging the Ancient Ruins.
Wordington-Chan: Ooh, me too! I love the Tabby Slimes, the Glass Desert, and BOb the rancher. I wanna be a Slime Rancher when I grow up~! <3
Phil: Three's a crowd, then! Ha, ha!
Johnny: Talkin' 'bout Slime Rancher, eh? I recently collected all the Gold Plorts from the vaults.
Everyone else: Cool! :D
Johnny: I also love Monomi Park. Wish they could make more games, though...
Phil: Don't we all? ;3

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 14, 2018

profile ranger

(n): a profile ranger is a term for us military personnel who are, seemingly endlessly, on profile. As such, they participate in reconditioning in lieu of actually doing pt, rarely take their respective physical fitness tests, and are completely incapable of such basic and mindless tasks as walking, drilling, or rucking.

upon failure to employ a sufficient excuse to keep themselves out of physical activity, profile rangers without hesitation invent physical ailments and proudly proclaim them to the nearest attending medic. Like a biological system restoring homeostatic balance, the profile ranger reverses this temporary fluctuation in their heart rate through trickery and nonsensical speech as though the mere thought of moving their jaw is physically exhausting.

Why is Jones not joining us for the FTX?
Because he's on walking profile.
Oh, did he break his leg?
No, he's a profile ranger.

Day, by day, and all through the night, I'm on profile....

by high speed and hooah November 25, 2010

ruble ranger

A homeless person who can only afford gut rot vodka.

uh oh. here comes the ruble ranger. Hes here for his daily fix.

by Boostah! October 10, 2012

Sports Racer

A member of the League of Awesomeness. Sports Racers watch Zefrank on The Show and have power moves.

-Did you catch Rocketboom today?
-Hell no, I'm a Sports Racer.

by Justin Paul Villegas May 14, 2006

Joan Rangers

Fans and followers of Joan Rivers while she is hosting Fashion Police on the E Network. "Joan Rangers" are not to be confused with regular fans of Joan Rivers, as these are simply referred to as "Joan Rivers fans."

Okay all you Joan Rangers out there...be sure to vote for the bitch you think wore it best on "Bitch Stole My Look!"

by The2Dads December 6, 2011

black racer legend

In the American South, there is a snake purported chase those who run from it and like many other creatures, will run if chased.

Billy is like the Black Racer legend, chase him, he runs, run he chases you - so stay on the offensive!

by I, Wreckerrr February 11, 2017