The jamaican raffle

the proceeding of lining up beer bottles as you would to play bowling and grease the stairs and call your girlfriend down and bet on how fast she clears the bottle and hits the wall

johnny- alright jim bob its set
jim bob- alright 20bucks on 5 seconds
johnny- your on

*hey honey come here*

jim bob- fuck i lost
johnny- pay up fuckface
jim bob- this is why i hate the jamaican raffle

by TextileSmartass November 1, 2014

Meat Raffle

Like a normal raffle, but with sausage, kielbasa, tubesteak, and other meats.

I heard your mom went to a meat raffle last night. Did she win the black ham again?

by Woody06967 December 1, 2007

Away and raffle your donut

A Scottish phrase that translates as "Go and sell your ass". "Raffle" meaning "sell" and "donut" meaning "ass". Said by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson" on May 22, 2008.

McTeagle: Lend me 50 pounds to mend the shed.
McDonald: Away and raffle your donut ya wee girl!

by weasel1969 May 22, 2008

on the raffle

To get something on the raffle means to get something started, to begin something it is essentially as getting something on the go

where's those fosters? get those cans on the raffle ......i'm starving let's get some pasta on the raffle

by gecko_2010 October 25, 2010

Meat Raffle

Another term for saying "sausage fest"

Bunch of males partying down and getting hammered at the same time in the same place. AKA the Meat Raffle

by BetaOmegaTank December 4, 2010

turkey-ticket raffle

A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.

Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

pub meat raffle

The act of jerking two tradies off simultaneously in the male bathroom of a seedy inner city pub while running a cheeky side book on who will cum first.

Bitch at the pub meat raffle worked too hard on the head last night - I be walking with a limp today

by Jimmy McNulty (wtf did i do) September 21, 2023