Reverend Green 

n. Common reference to the great soul singer Al Green, whose greatest hit was "Let's Stay Together." It was in the early 1970s that Green san a run of hits that made him not just an R&B star but a pop icon. Since 1976, Green has concentrated on gospel music, recording numerous albums, but only two pop offerings. Since 1979, he has led his Baptist congregation, the Full Gospel Tabernacle, in Memphis, Tenn. For his release in 2007, "Everything’s OK," Green embraces both worlds by releasing a "secular" album under the name The Reverend Al Green.

"I wanted to put on this album who I am—to 'fess up to it! I'm the Reverend Al Green, and everybody calls me that, from Argentina all the way to the Catskills. So that's who I am."

"They've got catfish on the table
They've got gospel in the air
And Reverend Green be glad to see you
When you haven't got a prayer
But you got a prayer in Memphis"
-- Marc Cohn, 'Walking in Memphis'

Reverend Green by Dan Weyandt April 1, 2008

Ford the River

Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.

Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!

Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.

Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!

Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.

Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*

Ford the River by Robert Downy Potato August 3, 2012

sky river

An episode of rain that transcends even a micro burst. So much so that the rain doesn't come down in drops but seemingly in a solid sheet.

Holy cow, I got stuck in the sky river over lunch. I had to go home and throw my clothes in the drier.

sky river by DwardisimoRex December 30, 2008

reverse rape 

When a girl fucks a guy without consent

still rape just because it's a different gender don't mean shit

Greg: if a woman rapes a man it's called reverse rape

John: no

reverse rape by Officer Puncake November 1, 2020

River Lobster 

1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.

The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.

2. your junk

dude, you going down by the river on April 19 to let your "River Lobster" fly?

River Lobster by StreakyJim April 15, 2010

Reverse Hog Hunting 

Competition between two guys during a night out. Objective of the game is to give your opponents name and number out to as many fat, filthy, gully hole having hogs that somehow still pass to be women. Person who gets the other persons phone to blow up more wins.

BRO, Reverse hog hunting is a go! i'm gonna have all these lard avalanche gully hole having slop buckets calling you all night. She caught me and my other brosefs pointing and laughing at her. Told her they were making fun of me because I had no game. Pity card worked. That Jabba the Hut will be calling your ass all night...bro.

Reverse Hog Hunting by raw dawger February 4, 2013

Reverend RAD

One Radical Reverend. May have became ordained online. Known to be uniquely humorous and quite good looking.

Has been known to do weddings and exorcisms alike.

Did you see Reverend Rad conduct that Radical ceremony? Boy I wish I could do that.

My fiancé is possessed, can you perform a marriage and exorcism together? SURE!

Reverend RAD by The Crusty Kr3w March 3, 2017